Stefan @androidrocket

Guitarist. Software Engineer. Daddy. North West, England Joined November 2009

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Dom Joly @domjoly

9 months ago

Ok…then fuck it, since you’ll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- “this quiche is so tasty that I’m going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.”

Sky News @SkyNews

9 months ago

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

10 months ago

Put my wallet in my right jeans pocket instead of the usual left jeans pocket for the day. A rollercoaster of emotions. The highs of finding it after that horrible sinking feeling of when you think it's lost. Exhausted now. What a day

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

10 months ago

I spent my first 7 years of life wanting to be a bin man cos I thought they only worked Thursday's cos that was the only day they done our bins

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Stefan @androidrocket

10 months ago

One of the best I’ve read

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

11 months ago

One of the best I’ve read

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

11 months ago

My new work colleague went to Argentina on holiday in September. I knew instantly he and I were not going to be friends when I said to him "at that time of year, it can be bordering on Chile" and he proceeded to tell me he was okay as he'd taken a jacket.

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Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod

11 months ago

If you've ever hit a speedbag in your life you'll immediately recognize this as the most impressive video on the internet. I'm in shock.

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vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard

11 months ago

best breaking bad meme ever made😮‍💨

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andrew @floellaumbagabe

12 months ago

Automatic air fresheners:

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non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

12 months ago

This man has a warrant for his arrest in the state of Kansas because of this video

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Mestre Thibaut @Mestre_Thibaut

a year ago

Faudrait inventer des #JeuxOlympiques de #GameOfThrones, on aurait des épreuves de fou !

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: @davyboytellem

a year ago

POV: it is £9 a pint and you are sat in a car park

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

a year ago

Wife was chatting to two chavvy women on holiday. Really didn't wanna get stuck with them and their scummy husbands all week so I walked over, picked off my big toe nail and ate it in front of them all.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

a year ago

WhatsApp just changed their "online" and "typing" subheadings by capitalising them. It looks wrong and I despise it. I am a husband/father currently dealing with several difficult and stressful life events. This feels worse though. What the fuck is wrong with me?

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Ryan @LestahRaz

2 years ago

“this week i’m sending you to the heart of Glasgow to create your own live action Willy Wonka chocolate factory experience” #TheApprentice

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Harry Jefferies @Jefferies_

2 years ago

My grandpa who is 85 started making this rock map of Scotland in 1992.He collected rocks during amateur geology trips over 30 years. He says it had to be geologically correct and also aesthetically pleasing.He asked if I could share online as He wants to go viral so please share