Was trying to map the stars of the “shimmering halo” at the Scorpion Gate from the Epic of Gilgamesh but with the 3/4 moon in Scorpio I just had to look at that instead
It’s best to read the Gospel of Matthew as if the writer is:
Hyper/Ultra Pro-Roman
(Roman evangelism)
indifferent to Greeks
Anti-Pauline
Pro-Petrine
Anti-Judea
Anti-Temple
Pro-Galilee
“anti-Roman” sentiment during the passion/tomb account is purely pedagogical not anti
It’s best to read the Gospel of Luke as if the writer is:
Pro-Judea
Pro-Temple
Pro-Jerusalem
Anti-Galilean
Pro-Petrine
Quasi-Pauline
Pro-Pharisee
Anti-Sadducee/Hasmonean
Anti-New Wine/Mysteries)
Pro-Gentile/Samaria/Rome/Asiatic Greeks
Mark builds a rink for an ice-dancing competition w/obstacles
Matthew-the Zamboni driver-levels all the obstacles.
Most of them get set back up for Luke’s performance. (w/Zamboni still on the ice.)
Luke skates a spectacular Long Routine.
John—the lone judge-scores it a ZERO
It’s best to read the Gospel of Mark as if the writer is:
Pro-Greek
Anti-Roman
Pro-Pauline
Anti-Petrine
Pro-Galilean
Anti-Judean
Anti-Temple
Anti-Evangelism
For his Greek, Christian initiates who get his irony, puns, paradoxes, puzzles, OT references, jokes, riddles etc.
““Pun for Five: Markan Wordplay at the House of Simon Peter”” by Andy Ombultzman
Such a fun & rewarding experience writing this. Discovered some shocking details on what I thought was one of the most uneventful miracles in the synoptic tradition.
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