anj @anjaloder

Joined November 2015

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non binary dilly bar @bonehaver

9 months ago

i’m dressed like a WHORE and you’re trying to make me play a BOARD GAME called SECRET HITLER??

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer

10 months ago

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

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Neil Renic @NC_Renic

11 months ago

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks

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Tim Walz @Tim_Walz

a year ago

It’s pretty normal to respect a woman’s right to make her own damn health care decisions.

Kamala HQ @KamalaHQ

a year ago

It’s pretty normal to respect a woman’s right to make her own damn health care decisions.

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TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon

a year ago

Awful to hear about Elon Musk. Nothing has happened to him it's just fucking awful every time you have to hear his stupid name and see his stupid face.

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erica @ericanextdooor

a year ago

you’re telling me mike was hard when he made this lemonade?

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mutable joe @mutablejoe

a year ago

hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

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Dr. Mike Sell @mike_sell

2 years ago

I never thought I was the kind of person to fall for a scam, but then Montresor invited me to sample a rare amontillado in his family vaults.

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kylie 💍 @sunderedseas

2 years ago

https://t.co/hAdIj4bDaf

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Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh

2 years ago

sorry i haven’t texted back i’m in a weird place right now (the mines of moria)

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Pæt McCartney ☥𓃧☥ @Patlantis48

2 years ago

I had a friend who doesn't care for sports sit & watch a basketball game & hes quiet for a bit & just barks out: "Yeah I dont think there are that many squeaks. They gotta be pumping em in" That was over 10 yrs ago I havent watched a single game since without thinking of it

soul nate @MNateShyamalan

2 years ago

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Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh

2 years ago

on the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me FIVE GOLDEN RINGS ...but they were all of them deceived, for another Ring was made

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verypete lambert @Prof_Quiteamess

2 years ago

I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment

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Whiterun Guard @Need4Mead

3 years ago

//playing the thieves guild quest again and I decided to just sit back and listen to the bullshit story brynjolf gives about his falmer blood elixir in the first part of the TG quest and I'm crying laughing bc he's basically selling them an MLM and brand-shei nearly falls for it