Anj @anjthinline
i play guitar alot and work at NASA Joined April 2013-
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Sometimes I wanna go to grad school, and sometimes I wonder if that’s just Stockholm Syndrome
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"The HealthCheck" Bartender makes you take one shot every thirty seconds, if you fail to take the shot in 5 seconds he kills you and replaces you with a replicant. #awsdrinks
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You really want a Manhattan, but AWS doesn't know how to make one, so you go home, take the time to determine exactly what you need, go to the store and buy it, carefully assemble the drink. Right as you drop the cherry in, AWS Manhattans is announced at re:Invent. #awsdrinks
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"The Terraform" Everyone asks why you're making cocktails with a blender. You tell them it's good because you can also make soups & smoothies. They ask whether you ever do. You say no. #awsdrinks
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I take it everyone without a uterus will now stop yelling for Planned Parenthood to be shut down.
My dad is such a manager. He just told me to "sync up with him" later today to talk about my car tire pressure...
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Would be cool if we discovered intelligent life on a planet orbiting the bright star Vega and learned that they're all Vegans
*looks at nuitrional facts of the sour patch kids* Wow I didn't think all this fruit would be 400 cal
*eats whole box of sour patch kids* We'll that's my fruit for the day
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@anjthinline Sometimes, I really don't
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Which is bigger? This man’s ego or the volume of shite that he’s full of? (Will apply for NSF grant to study.)
Which is bigger? This man’s ego or the volume of shite that he’s full of? (Will apply for NSF grant to study.)
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Actually, we're thinking of selling them in pairs in future; a 'read one, burn one' deal for those who like the magic, but not the morals.
Actually, we're thinking of selling them in pairs in future; a 'read one, burn one' deal for those who like the magic, but not the morals.
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -- Winston Churchill
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*sighs* Well, who knows? If I try harder, I might be reincarnated as a lonely virgin hiding behind a cartoon frog.
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Unless you're actually a hooded chihuahua, I'm pretty sure I win on the 'not hiding' front. I quite like 'old whore', though. #Shakespearean
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