Anonymous Sys Integ @anonymousS_I
Project Manager working in Production Lighting Systems Intergration. Grumbling about clients, suppliers & colleagues undger a twitter balaclava. Sweary. All over the bloody place Joined November 2011-
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Sat in a stuffy meeting room bored shitless. Architects are dull. Paint everything black and be done with it.
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Waiting in the bar for a colleague. He's late. This is annoying. However he's being a bell end. So its also a blessing. A catch 22 blessing
And whichever cunt renamed the root of a folder on my server which killed all my offline files, I'll kill you.
Why can't people just hold their tongue - speaking when in possession of anything other than all the facts just makes my life expensive.
Month isn't over. I said id get you something by the end of the month. So fuck off until the month is over. Dick heads.
Estate agents are the most British industry ever - charging a shed load of money to delay things and say its someone elses fault.
How's your day been? Mine has been too long, involved too many broadcasters and too many nationalities. People are universally crap.
Seems discussing motorbike batteries is more important than the meeting I've come 200 miles to have.
Im probably going to get drunk and make basic aritmatic errors in my costings. In other news this beer is delicious.
Copied the wrong product code from a manufacturers website. Now I've gpt the wrong connector on EVERY cable. Bollocks. Pass me the solder
Prior planning prevents making the same fucking fuck up again and again and again. Fucking try it.
Fucking bollocks. Big massive fucking bollocks. Probably the right decision. But still. Fucking cunting fucking bollocks. Shit. Arse.
Inspired by a really abysmal day I've returned. Came silver in a two horse race where low risk low reward won the day.
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If you're the kind of person who reheats kedgeree in an office, you're not the kind of person who should be allowed to work in an office #fb
If you run an XLR5F to the control position and the lay a floor over how do you expect the desk to work? magic? #airgap #soldertime
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