autistic psychopath @api_pagination
creating some of the worst tweets you've ever seen Joined May 2019-
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Happiness is a gift. It’s wonderful that we get to enjoy it as part of our conscious experience.
Unlocking new levels of sexual abstraction by watching porn with my friends
Cluster B personality disorders are ontologically evil
People with personality disorders are ontologically evil
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Gog and Magog are at work at Match Group corporate headquarters
Making an incision directly below my areola and squeezing out the glandular tissue like toothpaste
peekaboo is epistemologically dishonest
Me when I have the urge to live in absolute hedonism constantly gorging myself on delicious food until the end of time
Taco Bell is so good I’m convinced it could have only been invented by someone as virtuous as Lord Jesus Christ
round-up and shoot the dyslexics
If you see a white person in the Bay Area there’s like a 50% chance they are gay
Clones and body doubles are being arrested at Carter's funeral
If Americans don’t want millions of Indians moving to America, then SpaceX and other companies will just move to India! Your loss, America! 🇮🇳 💪🏻
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2K Followers 5K Following we have Palaeolithic emotions, Medieval institutions, and god like a technology. a prehistoric caveman
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