maggs @applesticker
trash goblin // they-them new jersey Joined February 2007-
Tweets7K
-
Followers98
-
Following221
-
Likes19K
Happy Indigenous People Day. Happy Italian heritage day. Fuck Christopher Columbus.
The truth about ai is that I’ve just never seen anything about it that would make me want to see it ever again. Like the “skill” involved is maybe enough to impress your cousin who thinks art is pictures of ships & horses but not anyone who actually loves, or works in, the arts.
The truth about ai is that I’ve just never seen anything about it that would make me want to see it ever again. Like the “skill” involved is maybe enough to impress your cousin who thinks art is pictures of ships & horses but not anyone who actually loves, or works in, the arts.
The true ideological cancer that plagues biology is not anthropomorphism, but anthropocentrism — the delusion of human supremacy. That’s why the academic establishment hated Galileo, Darwin, and Goodall; they challenged anthropocentrism. You must challenge it, too.
This is like if the East India Company became entirely obsessed with tigers and put all their resources into finding a way to monetize them instead of going "damn, it sucks that tigers keep wrecking our shit. Wish we could get rid of them."
For people wanting to revisit some of Jame Earl Jones indelible performances, Youtube has his full performance of King Lear in 1971 uploaded, with bonus Paul Sorvino and Raul Julia co-starring.
Yes, I get frustrated when I can’t make the same muffin twice. Yes, I don’t like it when the real bakers yell at me. But I am going to keep doing it because I love money and because the other bakery thieves are like “Dude that’s sick lol.” I may start stealing donuts as well.
And for you to dare to SUGGEST that maybe instead of stealing muffins, mushing them up, and passing them off as my own, I should try baking them from scratch? Ableist. Also, this is the future. Also yes, the muffins taste like shit, but who cares? They’re so fast!
I think we need to beat generative LLM bullshit the same way we beat "the metaverse" which is to say over and over and over that the emperor has no clothes and he looks like a dumbass and we'll never wear that outfit and anyone who does sucks.
I like it when Democrats listen to potential voters. It’s fun and healthy to give people something to vote FOR, not just yelling about what to vote against
in the new attitude of "y'all are creepy and weird" Let us not forget the hero who posted "The sculptor is a Chinese woman, you dork-ass losers."
“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe
People who believe we're in the Rapture/ end of days shouldn't be allowed to hold public office since they have no stake in the future of my cats
Whispering ACAB as I fill in the little circle next to Kamala Harris
I love when moms pitch pregnancy to me, but sprinkle in some casual horrors like: "it changed my life in ways I can't describe, I went bald for 3 months, the love you have for them is technicolor, my organs rearranged, my left rib snapped, I was clinically dead, he's my world"
in the last 10 days the Supreme Court has ruled that the president can do crimes, bribery is legal, agencies have no actual authority, and also that the homeless can be thrown in prison for the crime of not having a home.
If Joe Biden was really ready to do something he would fly immediately to Grants Pass, OR, sleep all night on a park bench, get up in the morning, drive to the nearest gay coffee shop, and add four seats to the Supreme Court while eating a vegan muffin.
Can we just fast forward through the “NFT’s are the future of art”-esque romanticization of AI and go straight to the, “This was dumb, we were dumb, we’re out touch rich wannabes, let’s never speak of it again,” part of AI?

Zoey @ZoeyInPink
164 Followers 3K Following NJ girl with a flirty mouth n even dirtier cravings horny, loud n always lookin for trouble Click my link below it's FREE I'm waiting for u
Cassie @CassSpinny
100 Followers 1K Following New Jersey girl craving hands that don’t quit🔥 I’d love to be fucked like there’s no tomorrow. 😈 Tap my free link and see how dirty I get💋
Preference @Preference68155
18 Followers 3K Following
Thocheau @thocheau52755
58 Followers 4K Following
Zeautatio @Zeautatio1Qs2
30 Followers 2K Following The real freedom is not to do whatever you want, but to not do what you don’t want to do!
Angela @morotanina16186
23 Followers 2K Following
Datedeesh @datedeesh53037
58 Followers 5K Following
Maria @goodinmaria50
190 Followers 3K Following
Brigid's Ember @BrigidsEmber
900 Followers 949 Following She/her. Language geek, baking adventurer, devourer of books. I fall in love with skies & land & oceans & gods. Táim ag foghlaim Gaeilge et je parle français.
Mystery County Monste... @mysterycounty
152 Followers 73 Following An improvised comedy/RPG podcast about a group of well-meaning teens confronting cryptids, magic, and the biggest monster of all: FEELINGS.
they call me shawny @rashawnscott
6K Followers 786 Following Truly winging it...gorgeously #KittyGoodnight on @SouthSideChi #ShamandaFelt @mysterycounty #Viola on @Dimension20show
Zachery Hopkins @ZacheryHopkins4
23 Followers 140 Following
Jan Arnett @jan_arnett
8 Followers 84 Following Bird watcher, cat whisperer, book lover, geologist, paleontologist, mom, grandmother, sister. I love to laugh.
ktstardust ⚡️ @ktstardust3
7 Followers 437 Following
JJ @nyghtwolf
58 Followers 228 Following writer/editor, wannabe world traveler with a really long last name. *This is my personal account*
A. Parise @jerseyOutWest
181 Followers 1K Following I really like soup. Also, I wrote this li'l thing. Not here anymore. https://t.co/OKGNr149WR (he/him)
eat your dice brennan @dim20live
194 Followers 569 Following
John Reid @jr0124
50 Followers 120 Following
Kyle 🏳️🌈�... @kbrescher
84 Followers 172 Following Uses They/Them/Theirs. Math teacher. Science lover. Knower of things. 90% of what I post is likely sarcasm. Calibrate your detector appropriately.
More Seats at the Tab... @MoreSeatsRPG
427 Followers 88 Following We're a bi-weekly newsletter featuring creators who are marginalized genders in analog RPGs. Our free newsletter: https://t.co/gLitoBZ6bW
Author Michael Sutch @MichaelSutch2
239 Followers 177 Following Writer, Musician, Dad, and all around good fellow.
Mediocre Genius @genius_mediocre
135 Followers 274 Following Brilliance without focus. Neurodivergent Fool. Baritone. (they/them/theirs)
🎃 Gourdon Ham-slei... @EightTons
1K Followers 5K Following Eh. RTs as a coping mechanism. Some music, some tech, some programming, some random.
Grem @GremLegend
124 Followers 406 Following
Samad Ali Siddiqui @samads
210 Followers 710 Following He/him. Husband. Dad. Technologist. Engineer. Trekkie. Apple alum. Try me!
Lore Fitness @LoreFitnessCPT
95 Followers 127 Following A NASM certified personal trainer who believes that exercise should be about connecting to and loving your body.
Lawrence J Cheong @LawrenceJCheong
67 Followers 139 Following Wildlife photographer, conservationist, and funny guy.
ClaritaLindsay @ClaritaLindsay
380 Followers 1K Following
John Wick @JohnWickMovie
297K Followers 12K Following John Wick is back. #BallerinaMovie – On digital and on demand. Text Wick: 310-564-8005.
Grey Matter Press @GreyMatterPress
11K Followers 8K Following An independent publisher of exceptional dark fiction: thriller, crime/noir, dark fantastique, horror, sci-fi, suspense and a ton more. #SupportIndieAuthors
Andrew Lindsey @ellindsey
161 Followers 425 Following Engineer. Robotics and embedded firmware. Toys and props. I do a lot of 3D printing too. He/Him. 48 years old. Moving to https://t.co/zUXlXnGN8l
Optimum Help @OptimumHelp
45K Followers 19K Following We’re here 24/7 and happy to help with questions about your Optimum Internet, mobile, TV, phone, & billing. Additional support at link below.
Allison @ALL150N
88 Followers 130 Following
Steve Blevins @Fatherbliss
31 Followers 79 Following A man trying to find a quiet place to think and ponder the universe while wearing no pants.
Soda Drinker Pro 🥤 @SodaDrinkerPro
7K Followers 9K Following The most advanced Soda Drinking Simulation in the world! https://t.co/k3zxLXVzb4 also https://t.co/xzALUcZkw6 and this volleyball game https://t.co/TCTiFQ7CGb
Rowan Moon @rowanmoon69
12 Followers 29 Following
Melissa McCann @meliss208
19 Followers 1K Following
Benzel Wilcox @benzelsvyjvf8
5 Followers 89 Following
Willow | The Black Ap... @BlackApronCraft
225 Followers 394 Following 🖤 She/Her 🦇 Homemaker 🦇 Priestess 🦇 Goth 🦇 Geek 🦇 Activist 🖤 Linktree for even more goth flavored witchcraft, hearthcraft, & homemaking.
Erika Ishii @erikaishii
266K Followers 5K Following The Ghost of Yōtei, Dragon Age: The Veilguard’s Rook, Paldea Elite 4’s Rika | @WorldsBeyondPod | Dimension 20 & Dropout, CritRole |Gender🌊: all pronouns
ONE FLESH, ONE END PO... @onefleshonepod
926 Followers 212 Following join baily @palsnurseoutfit & @kabriya as we reread GIDEON THE NINTH, HARROW THE NINTH, and NONA THE NINTH by tamsyn muir 💀 beware spoilers for all books
Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack
63K Followers 4K Following Squid biologist | Science Communicator | Exec Director of @SkypeScientist in Philly | Purveyor of Squid Facts she/her
Lea @snuffymcsnuff.bs... @SnuffyMcSnuff
92K Followers 931 Following Find me on the other blue site, I'm not coming back here until it stops being shit.
Simz @SimzArts
370K Followers 353 Following Illustrations / Character Designs / Comic Books / Partnered Twitch Streamer
Urban Composition @urban_comp
46K Followers 91 Following Co-host DieWorkwear! podcast. Photographer. Writer. IBEW Inside Wireman. US Director Plaza Uomo
David Lane Design @DavidLaneDesign
28K Followers 520 Following Welcome to Big Fits/David Lane Design. Helping folks of all sizes with style, recommendations, daily fits, and hand sewn leather goods.
Asher Perlman @asherperlman
27K Followers 2K Following Cartoonist, The New Yorker. Writer, The Late Show. 🙂↕️
Beefaroni & Marvin �... @boyar_dad
16K Followers 104 Following
Friends of Bear Cat R... @feederofcats
122K Followers 316 Following hi I'm Haley and I'm the founder of Friends of Bear Cat Rescue, a 501c3 non-profit cat rescue! - advocating for the janky ones - https://t.co/jEVMcoARKq
Hank Green @hankgreen
1.5M Followers 981 Following This account is not actively managed, it sometimes reposts from my Bluesky, a Twitter-like thing that’s built on an open platform, giving its users more control
derek guy @dieworkwear
1.4M Followers 958 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
USGS Volcanoes🌋 @USGSVolcanoes
163K Followers 95 Following Delivering official updates and info for U.S. volcanoes. https://t.co/eugs1G0ISb email: [email protected]
Epiphora @Epiphora
25K Followers 3K Following Veteran sex writer with a discerning vagina. 🌈 📝 https://t.co/uBiAZV6vTr FIND ME ELSEWHERE: 🦋 https://t.co/P6VhU6tcu1 📸 https://t.co/UHntFVfwOj 💌 https://t.co/SbL58GGfJT
Muscular Woman Of The... @BuffWomanOTD
261K Followers 1 Following 💪Muscular women daily💪 submission/requests are open I'm taking submissions ONLY through dms.
AskAubry 🦋 🐆�... @ask_aubry
336K Followers 13K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/GXezMqElY8 Follow≠endorse TL=TW
Randy Milholland @choochoobear
19K Followers 608 Following Cartoonist. I draw a pudding cat and I draw Popeye for Sundays. He/Him. Opinions are my own, and probably very grumpy.
Becca 💞 @thebeccascott
55K Followers 1K Following Content Creator who went to drama school / MtG /Dropout.tv / Good Time Society — Find me on instagram or bluesky eff this place I’m about to get political
Claire Max @maximumclaire
27K Followers 81 Following ACCESS TO MY OG ACCOUNT @ClaireMax HAS BEEN RESTORED! Go follow me there. Keeping this one as a backup in the event of further shenanigans. She/her 💖💜💙
🌬️MistressSnowPh... @MistressSnowPhD
22K Followers 778 Following Dominatrix @PandorasBoxNYC • researcher @ucla • words @wired @thenation @thedailybeast etc • ex @c2i2_ucla @ainowinstitute • https://t.co/o1VSqrGFiO
where is calroy 🍰 @whereiscalroy
2K Followers 2 Following detailing the travels of one calroy cruller 🍰 currently in: sydney! 🇦🇺
WorldsBeyondNumber @WorldsBeyondPod
43K Followers 23 Following we play games to make stories out of sound
Fishtopher and Friend... @mrfishtopher
101K Followers 455 Following FIV+ internet cat 🐟animal rescue fan 🐠 spay and neuter your pets
Casey Newton @CaseyNewton
199K Followers 958 Following Writing @platformer. Co-hosting Hard Fork @nytimes. Posting good tweets to Instagram stories @crumbler. [email protected] | https://t.co/9KuJb8XCrr
Twogether Studios @Twogetherstudio
4K Followers 1K Following Tabletop game designers Keith Baker & Jenn Ellis. On a mission to help you unplug & play. Creators of @Illimat & @thezonecast game, #CoolCoolCool & more
✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤... @OmarNajam
17K Followers 1K Following evergreen elementary honor roll student | aspiring Rupert Giles | as seen on: @criticalrole @dimension20show @desiquestshow @powerplayrpg | he/him/any
She-Rage, Princess of... @ClaireMax
228K Followers 469 Following Louder than God’s revolver & twice as shiny. Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro. she/her 💖💜💙 banner: @yinyengart
Sam Riegel @samriegel
486K Followers 486 Following Your fave character on #CriticalRole * EP of #TheLegendOfVoxMachina & #TheMightyNein * Emmy Winner * Avid Pooper * https://t.co/nzleNzgOjC * he/him
CME_T @CME_T_Was_Taken
17K Followers 949 Following Petty dabbler in the creative arts Creator of the Weekly Roll webcomic.
Elie Mystal @ElieNYC
471K Followers 5K Following Justice Correspondent: @thenation. Alfred Knobler Fellow: @typemediacenter Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort and Bad Law.
Alex Sherman @CapitalWLD
15K Followers 356 Following (He/Him). Writer for the Televisual Arts: #OurFlagMeansDeath, #BlessThisMess, #Upload, #FinalSpace, #PeopleOfEarth
Rhys Darby @rhysiedarby
305K Followers 1K Following Comic actor... the list goes on. The Legend Returns Tour 2025 - NZ, AUS, UK & IRELAND see https://t.co/ZKolDIsk02 for dates near you..
Adam Conover @adamconover
253K Followers 2K Following Standup comic, writer and TV host. Creator of The G Word on Netflix and Adam Ruins Everything. Listen to my podcast, Factually!
Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement
479K Followers 2K Following Creator What We Do In The Shadows FX Co-creator Wellington Paranormal and Flight of the Conchords, TIME BANDITS 🍎 https://t.co/gpx84qhdA0
Samba Schutte @sambaschutte
43K Followers 444 Following 🇳🇱🇲🇷🙋🏾♂️• Actor/Writer/Comedian •👨🏾🍳Homebaker • 📺 #Pluribus from Vince Gilligan coming Nov 7 on Apple TV!🙂 • Roach in #OurFlagMeansDeath 🏴☠️
Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi
1.4M Followers 718 Following Bespoke tweets hand-crafted from locally sourced vintage dickhead.
Vico Ortiz @V_Vico_Ortiz
65K Followers 342 Following •they/them/theirs✨elle/le/e• Puerto Rican. Non-binary. Actor and Drag King. https://t.co/LwKROxSkcy
Kendra @kendrawcandraw
27K Followers 725 Following Comic artist, writer. Pig of many talents. God's silliest little clown. Rep: @msmariavicente. They/them. Occasionally NSFW/18+ https://t.co/6fXrxtly6b
Our Flag Means Death @OurFlagOnMax
83K Followers 24 Following The Max Original Series Our Flag Means Death is streaming on @StreamOnMax.
Unfuck Your Habitat® @TeamUfYH
44K Followers 415 Following You’re better than your mess. https://t.co/0DLCxC0dzr… She/her
jeeyonardo dicaprio �... @jeeyonshim
17K Followers 638 Following i make games and like to forage • indiecade and diana jones emerging designer award winner • https://t.co/LALEP1jyPZ • https://t.co/CnclyAJDGl
Molly Knox Ostertag -... @MollyOstertag
118K Followers 479 Following Updates for Molly Knox Ostertag Graphic novels: THE GIRL FROM THE SEA, THE WITCH BOY trilogy, THE DEEP DARK TV: THE OWL HOUSE & others