Artemis @artemis_thecat
Hello I'm Artemis. I am a street kitten turned housecat. I am an accomplished hunter of shower curtains and more recently, unicorns. Joined June 2019-
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What are the loud lights in the sky and can I fight them
I lov my unicorn.
The year was 1985 when a young boy found a dog on the street. The dog said “no one wants me bc am giant.” The boy said, “no one wants me bc I use 3-in-body wash.” That boys name was Barack Obama. This is them today.
A whole day? For ME?
I rest peacefully in my chair, curled tight in a safe ball. All at once, my rest is violently disturbed by the vacuum's demonic wail.
Working on my A.B.S. Always be stretchin'
Daily agenda: 7AM - 4PM - Naps 4PM - Scream until fed 5PM-7PM - Meow for no reason 7PM-2AM - Naps 2AM-7AM - Play and zoom time
MFW I find out @henry_galley and @MegTuten are going to be visiting
I iz Super Man I iz need furever home plez an tank you 😸😸😸
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@artemis_thecat @gabbyloux @papillonvoleur YES all cats are the greatest i cant think of a single cat who isnt! I love this cat she is LONG and very talented!
I trained for kitty army But never got deployed So now in waking moments I stare into the void
I named my pet newt Tiny Why? Because he's my newt
@artemis_thecat ALL HAIL ARTEMIS, QUEEN OF THE BOOKSHELF!
I sit upon this step And judge the living room I scowl at my humans And trill a little tune — Florence, channeling her inner @CuriousZelda
I got the stance I got the curves But most of all I got the nerves
i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 dog seeking a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 chimken nuggie
The year was 1985 when a young boy found a dog on the street. The dog said “no one wants me bc am giant.” The boy said, “no one wants me bc I use 3-in-body wash.” That boys name was Barack Obama. This is them today.
I don’t use this expression often but this is one ˢᵐᵒˡ ᵇᵉᵃⁿ
@PAVGOD @Pav_Dad This is baby Chloe in 2003. I miss her so much. Best corgo ever.
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, it is True that im have Squishy. Kissable. Head
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Your day was long Your day was hard You now must sleep While I stand guard
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gooooob morning. today has infinite wondrous possibilities. i’m going back to sleep. but you should find out what they are
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