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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

I dialled one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. They advised me not to dial 900 numbers.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

Time wounds all heels.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

Confucius Say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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13 years ago

Very well, very well, very well ...

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

He who has a thing to sell and goes and whispers in a well is not as apt to get the dollars as he who climbs a tree and hollers.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

crazier than a crap house rat.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

The minute you start talking about what you are going to do if you lose, you have lost.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F?

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

Women: can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

She sells Swiss sweets.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

People will believe most anything that is whispered to another.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

I don't give a rat's ass.

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asaws @asaws2

13 years ago

Poverty within is as dangerous as poverty without.

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13 years ago

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13 years ago

l-carnitina.net Never Say Neverrr, you just said it twice ?

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