Asteroid Svelte @asteroid_svelte
Channel the inner geek...embrace it...squeeeeeeze it...then lift its shirt and zoobert its bellybutton until it giggles. Seattle Joined November 2010-
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Elon Musk's Twitter: like free speech, but only if you stuff a whole gas station egg salad sandwich in your mouth before talking. #incoherent #revolting
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I would like to congratulate Russia on what many tell me was the best World Cup ever, with the slight exception of every World Cup before it where attendees didn't leave behind their own variation of a "pee tape".
Several Presidents have been shot with guns in the past, so arm every employee, from servers to caddies, in Mar-a-Lago, just in case some sicko tries it again.
I heard Ajit Pai absorbed his twin in the womb to replace the empty space where his soul should be. #AjitPaiRumors
I heard Ajit Pai has to take calcium supplements to prevent his spine from totally liquifying. #AjitPaiRumors
I heard Ajit Pai prefers the French style over standard when kissing asses. #AjitPaiRumors
I heard Ajit Pai is actually just a shaved mule wearing a suit. #AjitPaiRumors
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"Now that we've built my Border Wall, Mexico has been sending us a new giant wooden horse statue every week as a thank you!" ~ Trump
If you were on the fence as to whether Trump deserved his coveted place in the Wrestling Hall of Fame, just watch his Presser from today.
"The Israelis have 6000 beautiful new housing units because of MY fantastic negotiation skills, isn't that fabulous?" Trump...as Gaza burns
Palestinians wait and hope for a two-state solution from behind that giant wall that Trump says is "super effective."
The term "North Korean Playboy" even existing further convinces me we have branched to a parallel universe from which there is no escape.
Trudeau sitting next to Trump is like looking at the before/after shots on Faces of Meth.
Kim Jong Un gets one bad shrimp and the next thing you know they're lobbing missiles at the ocean. Take THAT ocean!!
OF COURSE Melania didn't meet with First Lady of Japan. If they're not going to send billionaires (aka, their best), why send anyone at all?
"Does this #IvankaTrump skirt make my integrity look big?" ~ #KellyAnnConway
In #kellyanneconway defense, the diff between #FoxNews and Home Shopping Network is the intense amount of research HSN does for a product.
Snow storm across the east is shutting down schools, so #DeVos recommends schools use Bear Gun to shoot the sky. Together, we can stop this!
Surprised #IvankaTrump fashion line was rejected by consumers when 1995 was such a great year to steal designs from.
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