mouse⚡️ @asvpxmouse

you call it wishful thinking, i call it wishful that a bitch would✨ md Joined May 2012

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mouse⚡️ @asvpxmouse

6 months ago

holy shit lmao this just gave me flashbacks

kalina🕷️ @scullyamidala

6 months ago

holy shit lmao this just gave me flashbacks

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Stephen King @StephenKing

6 months ago

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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The Last of Us Part II Remastered launches Jan 19 on PS5, bringing with it: 🏹 Roguelike survival mode No Return ✂️ Previously cut Lost Levels ⚙️ Tech improvements ↗️ Upgrade path for PS4 owners Full details: play.st/47CYhXB

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Robin (inactive) @snakestores

3 years ago

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mouse⚡️ @asvpxmouse

3 years ago

i can't w/ this caption. 💀

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NESS @highoffness

3 years ago

doctor: do you smoke? me: why, you tryna match?

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Among the Wildflowers @deaflibertarian

4 years ago

I died during childbirth. The reason I’m alive today is because a resident defied orders and continued the efforts to revive me…and I was brought back. Everyone else had given up. 28 years later he was present at my daughter’s birth.

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Onyx ✨ @onyxmarietheg

4 years ago

Me and who?

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CGOCRAZYYY @DonC____

4 years ago

People who have no Twitter:

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QvH @qveenherby

4 years ago

my first show in centuries! tickets in biooooo 👻🔪

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Barack Obama @BarackObama

4 years ago

Happy anniversary, Miche! Over the past 29 years, I've loved watching the world get to know you not just as a daughter of the South Side, but as a mother, lawyer, executive, author, First Lady, and my best friend. I can’t imagine life without you.

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billy chapata. @iambrillyant

7 years ago

i no longer make room for people who won’t allow me to make room for myself. i am deserving of space that doesn’t come with resentment attached to it when i need it. i am deserving of hiatuses to recollect myself without it being held against me. i am allowed to breathe.

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billy chapata. @iambrillyant

7 years ago

clap for yourself so loud that it silences people’s opinions. celebrate yourself so much that it becomes a habit.

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Elizabeth Gillies @LizGillies

7 years ago

Hat ✔️ Liner ✔️✔️

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billy chapata. @iambrillyant

7 years ago

darling, there is a silver lining in everything you lose. let what needs to leave, leave, let what needs to go, go, and be patient as the universe reveals the blessings you made space for.

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billy chapata. @iambrillyant

7 years ago

she didn’t just gain the strength to say goodbye overnight. her revolution didn’t just happen recently — she was gone long before she left you.

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Barack Obama @BarackObama

7 years ago

This week, I’m traveling to Africa for the first time since I left office – a continent of wonderful diversity, thriving culture, and remarkable stories. As I prepare for this trip, I wanted to share a list of books that I’d recommend for summer reading: facebook.com/barackobama/po…