I’m Joe 🐘 🫶 @atothetapi77

father, husband #rolltide #chopon #goldenirishdoodledad Deep South Joined December 2017

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Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters

2 weeks ago

I was fired from Cracker Barrel today. I ran our company’s rebranding team. Turns out a small group of angry activists didn’t like that we took the old guy off the logo and threw a fit They blamed me for tanking the stock price 19% and fired me on the spot. Taking some…

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Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations

2 months ago

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Intelschizo @Schizointel

3 months ago

Iran should count its blessings that we sent the B2 and not the B3 cuz then we would be raising hell and praising Dale and I don't think Iran is ready for that smoke.

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

3 months ago

Nation Takes Short Break From Telling Fathers That They're Useless, Easily Replaceable Idiots buff.ly/bA7VwZ4

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

4 months ago

Pro Disc Golfer Disqualified After Testing Negative For Cannabis buff.ly/Y0baOCs

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Matt Tardio @angertab

4 months ago

I do not ask you to share a lot of things. This one is important. @AngryCops has risked his career to defend children from sexual predators and what appears to be a corrupt system in New York. Spread the word. These are OUR CHILDREN! Take a stand. youtu.be/vQPGh03sAbU

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The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial

4 months ago

Watch him as he goes.

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

5 months ago

Hollywood Calls It Quits After Realizing It Will Never Top 'Smokey And The Bandit' buff.ly/qpIGJ8h

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kira 👾 @kirawontmiss

6 months ago

its a scam😭

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Sparklebutt Tinklepants @funny_layde

6 months ago

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

6 months ago

Man Thoughtfully Responds To Wife’s Nine-Paragraph Text About Her Day With A Thumbs-Up Emoji buff.ly/uFjfVI6

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

6 months ago

Historians Now Believe Second-Ever Phone Call Was To Ask Alexander Graham Bell About His Car's Warranty buff.ly/PbvLCxr

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

6 months ago

Worcestershire Sauce Bottle Proudly Passed Down For 7 Generations buff.ly/BpTedl9

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

6 months ago

Mario Arrested For Hate Crime After Leaving Skid Marks On Rainbow Road buff.ly/mwNy7gi

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

6 months ago

Foolish Husband Doesn't Know ‘Whenever You Get A Chance’ Means ‘Right Now’ buff.ly/5txH6Qv

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

6 months ago

Scientists Suggest Prehistoric Women Were Better At Hunting Than Men Because They’d Talk So Much The Animals Would Just Die buff.ly/N6Dh1b5

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

6 months ago

Chaos At Oscars As Chris Hansen Appears On Stage buff.ly/LANZp6k

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The Degenerate @TheDegenWeekly

6 months ago

This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years

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movies l tvshows @Movie_tvshows_

6 months ago

Those guys didn't see it coming, I didn't see it coming

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NASCAR Classics @NASCARClassics

6 months ago

Davey Allison won 19 NASCAR Cup Series races between 1986 and 1996, the fourth most in the series during that span. Allison only started 188 of the 326 races held over those 11 seasons.