audrey @audlumoo

wearin balenciaga on my jacket my shirt and my pants and my socks and my undies , she/her Joined October 2014

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charlie @chunkbardey

2 years ago

having ppl over is so scary it’s like yeah so this is where i do my thang i guess…

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˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender

2 years ago

When my roommates watching a tiktok on the other side of the couch

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^_^ @Bruhsepheus

3 years ago

If you go to a grocery store after 9pm and stand really still for long enough while observing all the people around you you’ll start to notice The Pattern..

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audrey @audlumoo

3 years ago

working with kids is so funny bc how do i go to work and my arch nemesis is a 5 year old named sabrina

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audrey @audlumoo

4 years ago

listening to that should be me by justin bieber rn

Ir.Kumar @skumar176

4 years ago

listening to that should be me by justin bieber rn

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audrey @audlumoo

4 years ago

i know nate jacobs is not playing no orville peck in the car please stfu

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audrey @audlumoo

4 years ago

i was making my coworker make the voices for all the stuffed animals and later i heard her telling our other coworker i’m weird lol

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audrey @audlumoo

4 years ago

using my better judgement , i think i have decided that today is the perfect day to tell the whole fam i got arrested

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audrey @audlumoo

4 years ago

posted this on my insta story and had to put out a disclaimer that i actually don’t do meth

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audrey @audlumoo

4 years ago

working with little tiny children is so fun until u have to make a rule about “no pocket lizards” bc one funky little guy refuses not to have a lizard in his pocket !!!!

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audrey @audlumoo

4 years ago

i lie to the uber driver that i practice law , who does it hurt ?

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Soulja Boy (Draco) @souljaboy

4 years ago

I might diss u everyday for the rest of my life how I’m feeling @kanyewest

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dudermane @612jack

4 years ago

growing up with a claymation father we had to move him 1 inch every second

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audrey @audlumoo

4 years ago

gonna b the most fuckable person at this funeral tomorrow

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audrey @audlumoo

4 years ago

was a hard day ,, gonna go talk to the cats at petsmart and see what they’re about

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Jane Altoids @staticbluebat

5 years ago

Hollywood is too afraid to make a movie about the guy who bowled a perfect game on 9/11

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glickowens @glickowens

5 years ago

chief keef has more global impact than the royal family

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r*ane @lil__aquarius

5 years ago

why the fuck are so many of you bum bitches sitting on your couch when you should be out in the streets of hollywood looking for lady gaga’s bulldogs.