aud @audreyispab

i bless the rains down in africa • she/her Joined December 2012

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Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel

2 years ago

good morning you junkie whores

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isabelle @sunglasssister

2 years ago

Can’t wait to go home and eat pho in a few hours

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Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito

3 years ago

Have a beautiful day. Trollfoot Love.

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aud @audreyispab

3 years ago

wow! with a discerning eye you will see that @emilyloveslifee and i have hung out on this day for 9 years! see you next year!

aud @audreyispab

8 years ago

wow! with a discerning eye you will see that @emilyloveslifee and i have hung out on this day for 9 years! see you next year! https://t.co/PXydr0evl5

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Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD

17 years ago

man I have turned emo its very fun and relaxing. plus you don't get excited about anything

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Barstool College Football Show @BarstoolCFB

3 years ago

Mike Leach’s Pac 12 mascot battle was an all timer. Prayers are with him today.

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extremely ill man in sewer drain @sludge_worm

3 years ago

Everyone in hysterics: Twitter is ending! It's going down it's all over! Nooo no no no No more Twitter 😢 Jamaican-coded Alien who landed in my backyard: I came dim down tah dat eart' in me UFO tah try one dem dere Goga Golas

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wint @dril

14 years ago

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

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aud @audreyispab

11 years ago

i just really love george and he will always really love me. and that's important. but you can't go skydiving with a cat

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wolf pupy @wolfpupy

12 years ago

i am to busy crawling around the ventilation system of this space ship and harvesting peoples blood and internal organs

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Andrea More @amore_orless

4 years ago

If I die I want to be cremated. But if I don’t die I don’t want to be cremated

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aud @audreyispab

4 years ago

does anyone have hair salon recs in seattle preferably not too far from ballard i just need to refresh my fantastically brown hair and get a nice cut

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The All American @DavidStandal

6 years ago

Bank robber: step on it! Other bank robber: [putting gun to drivers head] fucking drive or I’ll kill you [lights start flashing in car] Robber: what the fuck Cab driver: [through tears] welcome to cash cab