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MSP John Swedger @automxticthots

Non-practicing intellectual | dead dog twitter (simultaneously still dead cat twitter) They/she/he we ball Joined July 2015
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✧ @cessonmute

4 weeks ago

we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous

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CHECK PINNED \\ KENNY ARCHIVE @rockitronic

2 years ago

transphobic parents will introduce you to their "wonderful daughter" and he'll look at you like this

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nadeem @nadeemthinks_

2 years ago

when that post yap clarity hits

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stan denshaw “parody” @OptometristDan

2 years ago

Girl dad❤️

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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

2 years ago

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i like food @messedupfoods

2 years ago

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captain jefferey fink @mikehunnidproof

2 years ago

locking myself in the garage with her so i can die from carbon monoxide poisoning

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ppigg @s4m31p4n

2 years ago

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MSP John Swedger @automxticthots

2 years ago

God talks through me I am but his muse

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Jodi @YodiPat

2 years ago

God talks through me I am but his muse

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kurtis conner @kurtisconner

2 years ago

they call my ass lionel cuz that thing messi

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kurtis conner @kurtisconner

2 years ago

there’s too many true crime podcasts I’m gonna start a false crime podcast where I make wildly damaging accusations with absolutely zero proof

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gently used ass rag @mastergoobway

2 years ago

Imagine smashing down IPA’s with this guy

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horse dentist @equine__dentist

2 years ago

me going non-verbal at the function

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i like food @messedupfoods

2 years ago

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trish @ultragloss

2 years ago

him: you better not be cunty bella swan when i get there me:

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MSP John Swedger @automxticthots

2 years ago

E.T. Hoose phone

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the heart @Fredward3948576

2 years ago

at my autopsy it’s going to be revealed that I had a giant hole in my brain and it was a miracle that I could even formulate a sentence

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zac @zaconprozac

2 years ago

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trevy @chillextremist

2 years ago

Can you stop struggling with your mental health and weird disorders bro they’re really not a good vibe

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