Awesomest Guy Ever @awesomestguyevr
Comedian; former model /C-List Myspace celebrity just tryna make it in a world where he is debatably the awesomest person who ever lived. instagram.com/awesomestguyev… North Hollywood California Joined April 2009-
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The spirals are impressive. The splatters are not.
The spirals are impressive. The splatters are not.
Facts. “Fool me once” type shit
For years I assumed avoidance meant someone didn’t want the result badly enough. But after watching truly lazy people, I’ve noticed it’s not about desire at all. They’re not measuring reward vs. discomfort - they’re just focused on the discomfort, period.
I remember watching this announcement thinking it seems so obvious now immediately after seeing it out that way but still somehow novel and brilliant and this is going to change everything and then it did.
I remember watching this announcement thinking it seems so obvious now immediately after seeing it out that way but still somehow novel and brilliant and this is going to change everything and then it did.
I fkking love the internet 💚
I fkking love the internet 💚
As someone tragically under 6ft, I’m gonna take this cope and do idk-what with it.
I rarely want to know the actual answers to things like this. The mystery is the destination, not the journey.
I’m not promising I could run society better than the current ruling class, but I did often fix many a group project by kicking out the dumbest member. So yeah, I have experience with management that gets results.
Is this the best rendition of Whole New World ever made? Answer: Yes. x.com/DrClownPhD/sta…
This was so kids don’t play in dryers but the original also had a wild scene where Stitch hijacks a Boeing 747 & flies it through downtown Honolulu, dodging skyscrapers like it’s GTA. After 9/11, Disney replaced it with a spaceship chase in mountains 😬
I gave up the thug life. I’m a gentleman now but I’m still loyal to the homies.
I gave up the thug life. I’m a gentleman now but I’m still loyal to the homies.
Can we not just have a pool party instead? Just sayin x.com/FightWithMemes…
American cheese is a wonder of science but it’s a processed “cheese product” made from milk fats, whey, emulsifiers, food coloring, and preservatives with artificial dyes (like Yellow 5 and 6) to make it look like real cheese again. It’s rubbery fun but better off with real 🧀
American cheese is a wonder of science but it’s a processed “cheese product” made from milk fats, whey, emulsifiers, food coloring, and preservatives with artificial dyes (like Yellow 5 and 6) to make it look like real cheese again. It’s rubbery fun but better off with real 🧀
This skit really opened my eyes to the possible nuances of Exclamation Point. I always imagined it as frenzied or unhinged -a chaotic extrovert- but the steady, sincere clap suggests emphasis without hysteria - like it’s not shouting, just really means it. That reframes a lot.
This skit really opened my eyes to the possible nuances of Exclamation Point. I always imagined it as frenzied or unhinged -a chaotic extrovert- but the steady, sincere clap suggests emphasis without hysteria - like it’s not shouting, just really means it. That reframes a lot.
The death climax of White Lotus Season 3 is how Star Wars should’ve ended. The Empire Strikes Back - but the reveal comes after defeating Vader. Then Return of the Jedi - with the guts to end Han and Leia’s story in full Greek tragedy. When AI video gets better, I’m making it.
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