🦖⚡️ allison ⚡️🦖 @awkiee
INTJ. just go with it nebraska Joined May 2010-
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How am I supposed to say goodbye to this face? To my sweet boy? To the best dog that picked our family 😭😭😭😭
So someone either lit a quarter stick of dynamite off, blew something up, or seriously fucked up their car by my house. And now all we can hear are cars speeding through the area 👀
Turns out I still haven’t been stung by a bee. But instead I have now lost my 30 year streak of never being stung by a wasp. Lmaoooo
Got stung by a bee for the first time at the young age of 30… lol
I bought night guards…? To help with my teeth grinding at night. And the one thing I don’t want to do right now? Mold them so they fit properly 🙄🙄🙄
I just want some Nutella. For some toast. But of course. No Nutella at the house 😩
Today I was reminded yet again why I don’t order delivery for lunch at work. Because it’s now my dinner. And the first meal I’m eating 🙃🙃🙃🙃
I’ve gone through phases of being each character at work already today. And we still have half a day left 🙃
Me during lunch when all I can hear is my coworker smacking her food while eating
Exhausted and sore from moving. But can my brain just chill out and let me sleep? No. No it cannot
If you didn’t know. Concrete only gets harder over time. It never fully solidifies. And I have thought about this fact everyday since I learned it.
I’m so dehydrated from being sick the past 24 hours that my spine feels bruised. And seams on clothes hurt my skin. 😭😭😭
The cutest cuddle bug. He refuses to get up from here. Lol
I love winter. Got to get a new tire a month after getting new tires. Love it. So much.
Look at this cute boy learning how to be a retired doggo ❤️
Look at this cute boy learning how to be a retired doggo ❤️
What I’ve brought into the new year so far: a middle part is not for me. Lololol
A Christmas present I ordered got delivered in Chicago. So that’s cool. Lmaoooooooooo
For the first time ever I would gladly kick Kamuy off the bed. He’s taken half my spot. And just keeps gaining more space anytime I move. Lol
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