adam @b0dygarde

with style & grace. Joined November 2024

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adam @b0dygarde

5 months ago

I should’ve used all that free time during covid to improve my eyesight. Being outside in the summer rawdogging myopia for 6 months would’ve drastically reduced the strength of my prescription.

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adam @b0dygarde

6 months ago

made some low-fat masa cakes that fuck

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adam @b0dygarde

6 months ago

Couldn’t find a glass bottle. Not gonna make it to sol heaven with the sol bros. Anyway. I poured blood orange juice into regular orange juice and it looked cool. shalom.

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That new Sport Drink is a super attractive product. Everything from the ingredients to the branding is perfect. I’m not rich or retarded though so i’ll continue to juice fresh Spanish oranges and add the minerals and electrolytes myself. Still, touché to whoever is behind it.

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adam @b0dygarde

6 months ago

If you wanna peat but you also like bananas thats fine u can just put LSD in the bananas

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adam @b0dygarde

6 months ago

When I go a while without any calories during the day I feel a sparkly tingle in my throat exactly where my thyroid is

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J͎Λ͎Y͎ @TakeThiamine

7 months ago

Quite possibly the most important Peat article and yet nobody is talking about it.

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adam @b0dygarde

7 months ago

free game: If u wanna feel euthyroid get some apple wired earphones and download BandLab on your phone and then put a Future preset on your voice and cook up the literal most dogshit (banger) music you have evr heard in your life

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adam @b0dygarde

7 months ago

I think If you took a group of zogged out pornbrains and gave them DHT and low dose Doxycyline daily 90% of them would cancel their Onlyfans subscription by the end of the week.

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7 months ago

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adam @b0dygarde

7 months ago

I love cyproheptadine. Have been suffering from itching symptoms that were just intensifying every day despite me making a solid effort to remedy it (tried a few topical medications and homeopathic tinctures). It's been driving me insane. Decided to take some cyproheptadine (1mg)…

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7 months ago

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adam @b0dygarde

7 months ago

Hopelessness is so easy. Very soy-coded. Any prevailing health ailment or source of despair in your life will not last. You will not allow it.

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adam @b0dygarde

7 months ago

I remember feeling incredible after my appendix surgery when i was younger and when I was learning about the metabolic implications of having no appendix I found out that most of the serotonin in your body is stored in and around the appendix and now i understand why i was…

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7 months ago

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7 months ago

You need to be powering your metabolic rate all the way up until you start flipping the pillow over to the cold side like you did when you were a child.

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adam @b0dygarde

7 months ago

Claiming that sugar and alcohol are the same thing and thus sugar is toxic is definitely one of the more retarded things I've seen on the TL recently.

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adam @b0dygarde

7 months ago

Friend who I train with is doing lent for 40 days. Not allowed any animal products other than shellfish. It’s not a lot to work with but I suggested he starts binging on masa harina shrimp tacos/quesadillas with well cooked spinach for the calcium.