homemade muppet impersonator @bagelbug

the muppet said it, not me idk. mostly a diary acc Joined March 2019

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conor shack @ConorShack

7 months ago

beer after blunt feeling cunt blunt after beer feeling fear

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bangs dog @chiliconcarrot

8 months ago

i didn't know 'cracker' was about cracking a whip til just now, i thought it was a lack of seasoning thing

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nobi ☆ @lilyfanacc

9 months ago

finding out ur friends secretly hate u ruins the way u perceive people for the rest of ur life

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frankie steins gay uncle @kuntimora

9 months ago

how it feels to love say I love valentines day around people who don’t understand there are more kinds of love than just romantic

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homemade muppet impersonator @bagelbug

9 months ago

I am so angry and sad

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✧ @northstardoll

9 months ago

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homemade muppet impersonator @bagelbug

9 months ago

I am 25, I am not learning a new app, when this platform inevitably dies I will just not post any more

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claire 🪴 @Emberofhearts

9 months ago

Is it bad that I find this image genuinely hilarious still

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big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin

10 months ago

I need everyone to stop holding their body image to a standard set by men who are attracted to teenagers

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bridget 🌸🐝 @wholemilkbitch

10 months ago

i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

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homemade muppet impersonator @bagelbug

10 months ago

Just remembered tall people can’t see my double chin. Feeling blessed

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crumb @cuptoast

10 months ago

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leon @skyferrori

10 months ago

this was my brat when I was 12

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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

11 months ago

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I am a firm believer that the only way to make life bearable is to flirt with everyone you encounter male or female, interested or not. Flirting doesn’t have to go further. It’s just fun to talk all whimsical and have banter with people. It gives your day razzle dazzle.