Francine @basicallymuppet

Content Marketing Manager at @iPullRankAgency, author, guitarist, flautist, Trekkie, MSTie, weirdo, and collector of vintage band tees. Connecticut, USA Joined August 2015

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William Butt Fuckley, Jr @billybeefs

a day ago

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit

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Sorrow-scopes @Sorrowscopes

8 hours ago

lol nice

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Francine @basicallymuppet

7 hours ago

Happy 7 of 9 Day

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Francine @basicallymuppet

24 hours ago

As someone who really hates Noises, soft-close cabinets and drawers are a top 10 invention.

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Francine @basicallymuppet

a day ago

Now I am become death, destroyer of a pint of Half Baked non-dairy Ben and Jerry's.

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Francine @basicallymuppet

a day ago

Of course Google knows how AI Mode is going to make them money. Why else would they have made it, for funsies? They just haven't told us how yet cause it's probably gonna piss us off. End scene.

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Francine @basicallymuppet

3 days ago

Bring back boring Kleenex boxes, I hate this goofy nonsense.

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Francine @basicallymuppet

3 days ago

So when my nephews grow up they want to be a jedi, a garbage man, and a... *checks notes* sand worm?

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Francine @basicallymuppet

3 days ago

Sometimes I just sniff my arm, is that weird?

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Francine @basicallymuppet

a week ago

Happy Birthday to the Bossman @iPullRank

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Francine @basicallymuppet

2 weeks ago

Dance like everyone is watching cause they are cause you look really stupid dancing you dumb idiot.

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Jason, ex inferis @benedictsred

2 weeks ago

I should be able to get a ride on a fire truck if they’re already going that way

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Francine @basicallymuppet

2 weeks ago

The dramatic juxtaposition of posts about two famous people getting engaged and a school shooting is just exploding in my face right now.

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Francine @basicallymuppet

2 weeks ago

When the bathroom remodelers fill your garage with stuff so you get really good at parking in a tight space.

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Francine @basicallymuppet

2 weeks ago

Look you guys I made AI Bingo:

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Francine @basicallymuppet

2 weeks ago

Okay so would you rather be burned alive or pushed in front of a moving train? Wait where are you going come back

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Francine @basicallymuppet

2 weeks ago

This is hands-down one of my favorite skits #MST3K has ever done and captures the ridiculousness of Dungeons and Dragons perfectly: youtu.be/mXTsf2XXefw?si…

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Francine @basicallymuppet

2 weeks ago

Just discovered sombr and he is delightful open.spotify.com/track/3t6vhRYu…

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Francine @basicallymuppet

2 weeks ago

They're not all band tees! Got this awesome #startrek tee from 1991 from American Honey Vintage.

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Unintentionally trapped a fly when I closed a window last night so I cracked the screen open a bit so he could escape but this morning I saw him dead in a spider web in the corner. I tried to help him but I sent him to his death you guys 😫