steph @basiccitrus

(she/her) i'm just talkin' Portland, OR Joined May 2009

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faerie (it) @bruisecollector

2 years ago

i only want friends who are down to see eachother in person for 4-33 hrs @ a time every month (or every other month), who will let me interrogate them about their love life & will accept my distaste for clothing as a nonsexual act & are down to talk trauma over french fries

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faerie (it) @bruisecollector

2 years ago

faguette

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steph @basiccitrus

2 years ago

Donating eggs is awesome bc you get pregnancy tits without having to have a child And you get paid $10k

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steph @basiccitrus

3 years ago

Testing, 123

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Corwin Prescott @CorwinPrescott

3 years ago

I have enough work to release a book a year but it takes me 3 years to convince myself my work is worth printing.

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steph @basiccitrus

3 years ago

Letting go sucks much worse. Way rather be dumped than do the dumping

steph @basiccitrus

11 years ago

Letting go sucks much worse. Way rather be dumped than do the dumping

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Gwyndolin 🌱 goblin queen @gwenfaerie

3 years ago

Anytime I feel a strong emotion I have to take a shit. Heartbroken? I gotta shit. Enraged? Shit. Ecstatic? Shit. Euphoric???? SHIT. did you ask me to be your gf 🥺 yes, brb tho Oh you cheated on me 🥺 who was she? How could you do this to me? Hey can u wait real quick brb

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Niss @lovexniss

3 years ago

I stopped glorifying hustle culture & excessive labor a long time ago. Take a nap and a vacation. You might live longer.

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Girl with no problems @hotpriestt

3 years ago

the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea is that i’ve never let a garbanzo bean on my chest

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latke @latkedelrey

3 years ago

coincidentally everyone who has ever been mad at me is ugly

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Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby

3 years ago

For bisexual awareness week I would like to make bisexual girls aware that I want to have sex with them

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steph @basiccitrus

3 years ago

Wow, lesbo Twitter has never really done me wrong but y'all really fucked up on hyping up the Do Revenge movie. Dear god. Those are precious hours of my life I'll never get back

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Astro Poets @poetastrologers

3 years ago

Friend: How was your summer? Pisces: I made so many new friends, I wrote a book, I talked to the trees. Oh wait nevermind that was last winter. Summer…what is summer really? A collection of impressions, of feelings, of images? Yes it did occur with me in it. How about you?