banana bread @basikwit3h
Jesus died when he was killed Joined September 2022-
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unfortunately it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season
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My five year old informed me that the letter Q is just an O with a penis
[flirting] "your so pretty id totally hit you with my car"
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if you could only see yourself through my eyes, you’d be amazed how blurry you are
These guys are the true heros of summer
These guys are the true heros of summer
One of my all time favorite books
One of my all time favorite books
Making my bf take me to Arby's as a test of his love
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if i copy something and don't paste it somewhere i feel like im going to be sick
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I would be so responsible with a gun
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non sexual intimacy is important!! sharing food, washing their hair, using the bathroom together, chasing eachother through the house with a knife!!!
A bored five year old left alone for 10 minutes might be more troubling than a bull in a China shop
Oh I definitely asked for this.
Oh I definitely asked for this.
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I didn't want to get out of bed
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[flirting] i have imagined so many ways to cause you harm
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