C @batchtheripper

This is a cry for help Toronto, Ontario Joined November 2023

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C @batchtheripper

a day ago

What do you mean 7kg????? Shit better have Jarvis built in

Addison Daily @AddisonSource

2 days ago

What do you mean 7kg????? Shit better have Jarvis built in

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C @batchtheripper

3 weeks ago

“Turned off gravity” then what’s pulling him to that mattress ? My big fat meaty cock? Are you having a laugh?

sam @syame41

3 weeks ago

“Turned off gravity” then what’s pulling him to that mattress ? My big fat meaty cock? Are you having a laugh?

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New York Atlas @PLLAtlas

3 weeks ago

Nvm figured it out

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C @batchtheripper

a month ago

Shoutout to the guy who went up to my girl in the club after I showed her my awful dance moves and asked if she was okay 😭😭😭😭😭

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C @batchtheripper

2 months ago

Personally, I’d never live here.

Interesting things @awkwardgoogle

2 months ago

Personally, I’d never live here.

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🐝 ani rey 🌕 @acrossthestrs

2 months ago

cause im a punkrocker yes i am

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˚｡𖦹☆°‧⋆ @_paidsb

2 months ago

Y’all wash your clothes?

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﷼ @hoesluvzaheer

2 months ago

Skill issue https://t.co/Ych47KgA3n

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C @batchtheripper

2 months ago

“How does the insect who evolved millions of years to blend perfectly into foliage go unnoticed”

mary @theoceanblooms

2 months ago

“How does the insect who evolved millions of years to blend perfectly into foliage go unnoticed”

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I told my mom I was going out with a girl who’s celiac and she said “oh not great for the gene pool” ok dr Frankenstein, first of all I’m too nervous to even think about kissing her, let alone let my noodle out. Second of all, the genes you gave me ain’t no Levi’s. Gap at best.

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C @batchtheripper

3 months ago

I’m actually perplexed that none of my friends have asked me to sell drugs with them. I would be so down too. Im cool as hell and would make an excellent opp. This is what I get for hanging around goodie-two-shoes ass friends bro.

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C @batchtheripper

3 months ago

I’m everyone here

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C @batchtheripper

3 months ago

One time I was hooking up with my ex and I realized that I was still so in love with her that I went soft and she consoled me and then moved 12hrs away !