Becky @beckysolvesforx
Out-of-work professor and tutor (school closed) | Former Assistant Registrar | M.Div. | Some Ph.D. work | Bowler | Piano hack | Critter sitter | Cubs fan Joined August 2019-
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Finished binge-watching Mr. Robot. Great show, but the last few episodes were majorly disappointing. Would have been better with less therapy, more cyberhacking, and more Janice. Let's try keeping it 💯. (iykyk)
@Igottafigh64510 The hat 😂
@kirawontmiss Lol
I only heard about The Tiny Chef from this post yesterday. Now I'm invested.
I only heard about The Tiny Chef from this post yesterday. Now I'm invested.
On this date in 1985 the Chicago Cubs play the Atlanta Braves in a baseball game at Wrigley Field. Excerpts from the broadcast later pin this date as the day featured in the hit movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". #80s
Rich people problems😆😆
A Pope was chosen in 2 days to lead a billion people. Companies need 40 interviews over 7 weeks to hire a temp with advanced Excel.
The new pope is from Chicago which means The Vatican is obviously missing the playoffs for at least the next five years.
A heartwarming musical coming to a town near you.
How rude!
Don’t even get me started on MDivs that drop the languages requirement.
R.I.P. Real Genius Chris Knight and Iceman (Val Kilmer)
you’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time
Titanic (1997)
R.I.P. Ralph/Father/Bishop/Cardinal de Bricassart (Richard Chamberlain). As Mary Carson predicted, he truly was "dashing in red."
Those paper records in a limestone vault are safer, more secure, more confidential, and more durable than anything digital ever can or will be.

@milaapdogies @milaapdogi98801
387 Followers 2K Following Non-Profit Organization Milaap Cats🐱 📍Texas A 501(C)3 Take action today!Use the donate link in the bio and inspire others join in helping provide food,Medical
Tracy Lykins @tracylykins
440 Followers 431 Following Math and Chemistry instructor. Hockey fan. Harsh critic of the Chicago Bears. Former offensive line coach HCHS. Co-host of the Tow and Tracy Show 97.7 WREF
@westworstseminary @westworstsemin1
220 Followers 344 Following The Best is Out West! Lower higher edjamacation where we prepare you to prepare. Great 🍕 too. Visit our campus at the Hawaiian Gardens Trailer Park & Oasis
Suspiciously Nice Pro... @steph_teasley
5K Followers 2K Following What's the opposite of too cool for school? I'm gonna share some of my writing prompts on here--Because it might make more writing! @niceprof.bsky.social
SaltyProf @salty_prof
712 Followers 264 Following Salty professor trying to understand why students expect grades for not attending class/submitting assignments.
Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty
13K Followers 13K Following You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!
Ass. Dean Junior @AssDeanJunior
1K Followers 1K Following Assistant professor earning tenure on service. Your anal archnemesis on faculty. One day I will be your ass. dean and then THE DEAN.
Mark White @mwhite_FMS
37 Followers 155 Following
DW @polisci4411
95 Followers 553 Following Offensive (single) brunette who loves coffee, beer, politics, and puppies. Mother of a (bearded) dragon and a boring dogsitter/housesitter in my spare time.
The B Movie Podcast @TheBmoviepod
45 Followers 150 Following A podcast where @JRatliff7 and friends watch B movies ($5 bin, straight to dvd, why’d-they-make-this?) and compare them to the ultimate B movie, the Bee Movie
Cait @Cait_Ratliff
59 Followers 238 Following
David @thefofo110
18 Followers 110 Following
Cindy McGuire @McGuireFW
2K Followers 4K Following Educator, Radiographer, & Life-long Learner. Researching #Emotionalintelligence #Resilience in the workplace (Views are my own)
Protestia @Protestia
69K Followers 3K Following Cataloging theological mischief-makers, sharing interesting Christian things, breaking Christian news. DM for tips & stories https://t.co/nxQ3RdFVcN
Buitengebieden @buitengebieden
2.9M Followers 76 Following The official positive side of 𝕏. I’m Sander from the Netherlands. All copyrights belong to their respective owners! DM for credits/removal/submission!
Shit Academics Say @AcademicsSay
2K Followers 1 Following Previous SAS account was hacked and renamed @spidermeep. Feel free to unfollow that account and follow this new iteration. (Editor: @prof_nch)
Dudes Posting Their W... @DudespostingWs
2.7M Followers 35 Following Ironically Funny and Wholesome. DMs open for submissions 🥂 DM for Removal or Credit
ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛ... @PAVGOD
260K Followers 629 Following ˢʰᵒʳᵗ & 𝕗𝕝öö𝕗𝕪 | Follow to own .0001% of @PavlovTheCorgi & Maslow | @PAVDAD & @tramelayne
Adjunct Life @adjunctetal
251 Followers 65 Following Sometimes half-employed, sometimes doubly-employed, always half-paid teacher of college students. Tweets under the influence of grading
Scott Manetsch @smanetsc
28 Followers 22 Following
C.I.S. Professor @MaryBethMoore6
1K Followers 1K Following #arthistorian turned #computerscientist Assistant Professor of Computer Information Systems. My views are my own. she/her/hers
Salty Verger @SaltyVerger
275 Followers 293 Following Cranky Verger at St Egbert's Church, toiling in the bilges of the Church of England. Counter of monies. Communion wine sommelier. Anglican, duh. Parody
The Minimalist Profes... @minimalistprof
917 Followers 591 Following Minimalism, tidying, organizing, motherhood, and academia. Run by @thephdstory
@westworstseminary @westworstsemin1
220 Followers 344 Following The Best is Out West! Lower higher edjamacation where we prepare you to prepare. Great 🍕 too. Visit our campus at the Hawaiian Gardens Trailer Park & Oasis
Rep. Katie Porter @RepKatiePorter
1.1M Followers 96 Following Minivan-driving single mom, law professor, consumer advocate 🚙👩🏻🏫 Usually carrying a whiteboard, always bringing the receipts 🧾
Tracy Lykins @tracylykins
440 Followers 431 Following Math and Chemistry instructor. Hockey fan. Harsh critic of the Chicago Bears. Former offensive line coach HCHS. Co-host of the Tow and Tracy Show 97.7 WREF
Suspiciously Nice Pro... @steph_teasley
5K Followers 2K Following What's the opposite of too cool for school? I'm gonna share some of my writing prompts on here--Because it might make more writing! @niceprof.bsky.social
SaltyProf @salty_prof
712 Followers 264 Following Salty professor trying to understand why students expect grades for not attending class/submitting assignments.
Mark Kurtz @mathku46
704 Followers 2K Following Textbook definition of boring. Former Rabble-Rouser. Love a good story. Christ follower, husband, father, other duties as assigned...
Demotivational VP of ... @snarkyirie
31 Followers 41 Following Blowing up your 'data-driven decisions' in Higher Education one sarcastic PowerPoint presentation at a time.
Michael Schaffer @mchaelschaffer
3K Followers 312 Following Christian / Husband / Dad / Memer / LEGO Builder
Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty
13K Followers 13K Following You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!
Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go
365K Followers 11 Following @pjayevans @NotJosephGarcia @rajat_suresh @Colinoscopy @totallymorgan @julieabridged @astonoha @quakerraina @carmchristopher @jayweingarten @dlicj @sarahsquirm
Ass. Dean Junior @AssDeanJunior
1K Followers 1K Following Assistant professor earning tenure on service. Your anal archnemesis on faculty. One day I will be your ass. dean and then THE DEAN.
Acting Dean @Acting_Dean
298 Followers 29 Following Read it and weep: The Acting Dean! Finally. Move over Rover, and let the A-game take over! Did you just say something?
Pastor of My Domain @AwsumPreacher
2K Followers 888 Following Expert in Biblical Apophenia * On Probation * Stupid Deacons * Satire, sometimes * Still the Pastor of my Domain * הוא / היא
McDonald's Wifi Teach @irritatedteach
2K Followers 402 Following I am here to complain about work and tweet the stupid shit the kids say and that's about it. Teacher. Anon. Black Lives Matter.
DW @polisci4411
95 Followers 553 Following Offensive (single) brunette who loves coffee, beer, politics, and puppies. Mother of a (bearded) dragon and a boring dogsitter/housesitter in my spare time.
recoveringDeptChair @ChairDept
981 Followers 152 Following Finally realized that it was someone else’s turn to be Dept. Chair. Academia can be very silly! All comments are my own. #academictwitter
PhDisillusionment @PhDisillusion
3K Followers 2K Following Former disillusioned academic. On a healing journey. Interests include birds, Buddhism, cats, flowers, gardening, Kundalinī, love, metaphysics, pottery, trees.
The B Movie Podcast @TheBmoviepod
45 Followers 150 Following A podcast where @JRatliff7 and friends watch B movies ($5 bin, straight to dvd, why’d-they-make-this?) and compare them to the ultimate B movie, the Bee Movie
Classroom Parolee @noschool4me
2K Followers 247 Following I’m rollin like a Rolex at schooltruth on BlueSky https://t.co/qJBMoiYeX5
Tipsy Professor @TipsyProfessor
2K Followers 44 Following An adult faculty member living in an on-campus dorm.
not the bible @thenotthebible
4K Followers 122 Following Author of Christian satire and parody books. Half tongue-in-cheek, half right-between-the-eyes. https://t.co/brPe5MUxhI
Susan Aikens @SueAikens
29K Followers 211 Following 📺Life Below Zero @natgeotv | Adventurer 🏞️ 📩 Booking: [email protected]
Life Below Zero @LifeBelowZeroTV
24K Followers 32 Following Official Twitter page for Life Below Zero, Next Generation, Port Protection, and First Alaskans on @NatGeoTV. ❄️
Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope
469K Followers 0 Following Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody
The Tiny Academic @TheTinyAcademic
1K Followers 65 Following Academic alter-ego| Vessel for political incorrectness| Standing on the shoulders of giants
Mystery Professor @MysteryProf
1K Followers 100 Following Chocolate-covered academia nut. All opinions expressed are my id's, not my own.
Anon Church Member @Anonchurchmembr
1K Followers 660 Following In Church every Wednesday and Sunday! #parody
South Park @SouthPark
3.7M Followers 197 Following New episodes now streaming and catch up on all 26 seasons on Paramount+!
Cait @Cait_Ratliff
59 Followers 238 Following
Kim Zmeskal Burdette @KimZmeskal
17K Followers 296 Following Mommy, Wife, Coach, Owner of TX Dreams Gymnastics with a little World- & Olympic-level gymnastics along the way! https://t.co/QjrHo1YHxN
Jonathan Toews @JonathanToews
204K Followers 264 Following #19 - Center/Captain of @NHLBlackhawks https://t.co/edSDmTYHYz
Nathan Davenport @NathanDavenpor8
43 Followers 8 Following
Lindsey Clark @lclark5510
172 Followers 240 Following
Nate Ross @NateRoss44
1K Followers 758 Following Husband to Ruthie. Dad to Lily, Carter & Zeke. Joining God’s Movement in Every Moment. Founder of Moments to Movements & a Rider Leadership Associate.
SoeBeck Song @Soeberrific
231 Followers 582 Following Husband. Dad. Minister. My tweets are usually about God, Cardinals baseball, or the fish I catch. Let's be honest though. Mostly the Cardinals.