the wizard of loneliness @beedruck
ranch me up daddy Los Angeles, CA Joined December 2015-
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gosh I love my fav tv show (watching every Halo cutscene and falling in love with Cortana again)
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so hungover I put the ‘TV for dogs’ channel on and just started watching birds eat seeds
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Heat is one of the all time great gay American films
It feels illegal to swipe on tinder while watching a Ted Bundy documentary
To whoever keeps stealing my Amazon packages full of toilet paper, I hope my Charmin ultra soft clogs your toilet and floods your fucking house
who tf prefers room temp water over ice water
Don’t worry guys I wasn’t hacked I’m actually just the new head of sales for RayBans
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ain’t no way
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This man plays acid jazz piano for wild elephants - and they fucking hate it.
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When you gotta guide the boys through a magical LSD trip
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hate it when i can't joke abt killing myself w someone. cause now i dont have shit to say
did a hippo write this
Sure it’s equivalent to f*g but I don’t think I’d mind being called a poof
his first day of school 🥹🥹🥹
Me in the locker room at the Equinox in West Hollywood —
easily one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
“Let’s get a table outside” Me:
Vacation mood board
easily one of the best monkeys to drop in a while
NOT A SINGLE PERSON AT THAT TABLE GOT HIS JOKE
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