iz ୨ৎ @bellagesserit
25 nj Joined December 2013-
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Corniest man alive
Self identified yappers aka my eyes have glazed over and I stopped listening 10 minutes ago and I am in a cyclic purgatory of saying "yeah" and "wow"
Imagine hating me and I'm just in my room lowballing people on ebay
i need all these moo deng images to be time stamped so i can ensure im seeing the latest most cutting edge moo deng photography and not repeat moo deng nonsense
i need a new phoebe bridgers album like i need air in my lungs
lotta people are getting mad at me for saying i would deep fry moo deng like a thanksgiving turkey… i never said that, i said i would smoke her like a brisket.
yall korea is NOT REAL how am i sat next to a man on the train and suddenly a bunny jumps out his bag…… he tells me his name is apple and proceeds to let me hold him….. i love you apple.
I’ve waited a lifetime for the rest of you to catch up. A lifetime.
I’ve waited a lifetime for the rest of you to catch up. A lifetime.

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5K Followers 75 Following this is about as good as it’s gonna get so you might as well stick around. i stream on twitch too, check it out