Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

London based Novelist and curmudgeon London, England Joined July 2015

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Oliver Stirling @OWS1892

3 months ago

Genuinely fucking hilarious to see stupid old cunts that voted to impose economic sanctions on their own country argue that 16 year olds can't think for themselves.

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

4 months ago

If my sons organised a charcuterie board and served it to me with a glass of wine in the garden, I'd say my job as a father was complete.

Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer

4 months ago

If my sons organised a charcuterie board and served it to me with a glass of wine in the garden, I'd say my job as a father was complete.

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

5 months ago

Trumps going to take credit for this , isn't he?

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

8 months ago

We were talking about homelessness

Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious

8 months ago

We were talking about homelessness https://t.co/nrZOG3xmeg

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Hey @southwestrains . A huge thank you to the guard on the 7.31 to waterloo from motspur park who saw me struggling with the malfunctioning ticket machine and held the doors for 30 seconds. On another note, the ticket machine you installed less than a month ago is shite!

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

12 months ago

My boss once found me asleep on the marble entrance counter of the design museum bacon roll in one hand, can of stella in the other. He came down from the office with a cup of tea and a packet of digestives. We opened 40 min later. Youth is wasted on the young.

Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight

12 months ago

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

a year ago

Wasted an hour with the useless charlatans @virginmedia trying to sort my 85 year old mothers email out. They were happy to increase her monthly bill. Actually offer any help? Not bloody likely. Thieving scum.

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

a year ago

One of Lozza foxes demented followers seems to think that "Jerusalem" a hymn speculating that Jesus came to England, is deep code about sinister forces trying to ruin us through immigration. Do these people have help to get dressed in the mornings?

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

a year ago

. @ITattum 10/10 No notes

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

a year ago

Sorry, do you all think that actors somehow incapable of holding political opinions? Really?

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

a year ago

Oh God.....

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Marc Morris @Longshanks1307

a year ago

English leader's ill-advised trip to Normandy has disastrous political consequences.

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

a year ago

Quite

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

a year ago

Anyone rubbishing the idea of 16 year olds voting. Go on their profile and type Shamima Begum in. So tediously predictable

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Ben Davies @ben_benjamin3

a year ago

The number of people who think that 16 year olds shouldn't have the right to vote, who also thought that 15 year old Shamima Begum " knew what she was doing" is ..... interesting.