Benjamin lancaster @benjaminLcaster

I return barring bad news. Lukas had a freak accident involving a semi (don’t ask) and has passed away. His wagging tail and upbeat personality will never be forgotten! Run easy pal❤️🕊️

Today was a huge day and one I’ve been looking forward to for some time! I finally got my GED from Lincoln highschool at 37 years young! In celebration me and Lukas are settling down watching that young star in Minnesota (Ant man). Some good bump and good fun! #blessed

As me and Lukas were heading to Adventureland for a little get away this weekend we came across an oldie but a goodie as this songs depicts Lukas and I’s lifestyle. -need you tonight @INXS and for those concerned Lukas’s anal gland is back in full swing!

I know a lot of you have been wondering, where is Ben and Lukas (Loo-Kiss)? Well we have been abroad in Pakistan for Lukas’s anal gland removal surgery, as Pakistan specializes in such. As for tonight me and Lukas are settling in with two chocolate lava cakes, and swedish fish.

DICKBAGJEW #imback #fuckronnie2k

Just took my French bulldog/son (Lukas) for his walk we take every fortnite. It includes a variety of walking, running and skipping. Lukas is happy and settled down for his evening nap. Time to turn on too hot to handle season 3 and throw a jacks pizza in the oven. #lifeisgreat

I would rather have sexual intercourse with 3 women with smelly poon than a women with a 3 day shave. #iykyk #cactus

My penis is really fucking hard right now. Currently tucking the head into my thighs as a reassuring warm squeeze. #winterproblems

My daughter Coonie, has practice every Thursday night at 7 the local wellness center. There is a yoga class that supposedly ends at 6:55, but they take about 10 minutes to move and gather their belongings. Should this anger me as much as it does on a Tuesday morning? #question

Just got back from my 7 year old daughter, Coonie’s, hibachi ball showcase in fort dodge Iowa! Congrats to Coonie and the Eastside tarmac burners. Coonie did great finishing 8th in her division that has 9 competitors! Thanks to Coaxh @throatclogger57 and @DanRittenh23613 #burns

that’s it man that’s the final straw have been a usual to this local tavern since it opened in 1997. All starts with fucking bison man gives lowlife scums like the people running this place the power to “cut me off” you can’t cut of The benjamin lancaster. #drivingdrunk #fucklib

just turned on that old luke bryan. My kind of night, last time american hero’s were making music like this illegals were shot dead upon crossing…. good times man. #redlightgreenlihht #illegalaliens

how joe biden feels after making america soft in the eyes of the world and ruining the economy as well as letting illegal aliens into our country. #2025killalllibs #wokeisjoke

any ball knowers? #outwithlucasandtom