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Benjamin Tan @benjamin_onz

Kuala Lumpur Joined August 2013
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Erin Likes @grlwithsometoes

10 years ago

A girl tonight asked me if I had "bling" in my hair. Me: you mean the gray? Her: Oh it looks silver! Like you put it there. Me: I like you!

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interrobangbang @misworded

11 years ago

I just want to find a place in the world where my propensity for using big words can be a source of pride rather than shame.

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Benjamin Tan @benjamin_onz

11 years ago

Hovering all over the pitch. Ozil is increasingly becoming a joy to watch. #AFCvMFC

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That's Parenting @ThatsParenting

11 years ago

Don't believe that "children are born innocent" nonsense. Babies are assholes.

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Benjamin Tan @benjamin_onz

11 years ago

Awkward public boners are less frightening than awkward birthday surprises.

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paperwash© @PaperWash

11 years ago

[michael bay getting married] priest: do you promise to always be Michael's bae? [mike slips him a $20 bill and whispers] "nailed it"

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Will Rodgers @xWILLRODGERSx

12 years ago

When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver

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Count Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott

11 years ago

Fish always look like they can't find their keys

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tierney assist @chapmanstribute

11 years ago

We won't sign no one

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Alexis Sánchez @Alexis_Sanchez

11 years ago

Una selfie de buenas noches ☺️💤

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OptaJoe @OptaJoe

11 years ago

5 - This is only the fifth time in English top-flight history that two sides have been top with the exact same record after November. Tight.

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Waleed Abu Nada @waleedabunada

11 years ago

Arsenal are definitely having a tough start to the new year...

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Benjamin Tan @benjamin_onz

11 years ago

Can't fully express how much I hate word limits. But I have to admit that it teaches me to write better.

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Benjamin Tan @benjamin_onz

11 years ago

Pathetic. At least we're still above Man Utd... for now. #SWAARS

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Benjamin Tan @benjamin_onz

11 years ago

It's not enough that people say they got your back when they don't give you back scratches and massages.

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Old People Problems @OldFolkProblms

11 years ago

Of course I hope my kids have kids of their own. I don't want grandchildren. I want revenge.

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Benjamin Tan @benjamin_onz

11 years ago

I take that back. Sunderland to battle relegation.

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Benjamin Tan @benjamin_onz

11 years ago

Saints to win the league. Sick.

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Benjamin Tan @benjamin_onz

11 years ago

I think I just witnessed the first PL game decided by a penalty shootout. #MCITOT

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