benj clews @benjclews

Software writerer, banjo pluckist and horror movie dork. Joined June 2009

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benj clews @benjclews

4 months ago

For anyone wondering what Andy Serkis interrogating Claudia Winkleman would look like look no further than #albania #bbceurovision

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benj clews @benjclews

4 months ago

I fucking hate Tim Westwood #sanmarino #BBCEurovision

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benj clews @benjclews

4 months ago

Wow, Keiran Culkin and James Van Der Beek just rocked it #sweden #BBCEurovision

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#finaldestinationbloodlines is a gleeful explosion of gore that kept the tone & brutal dark humour of the 5th film whilst cunningly toying with your expectations built from the franchise. I loved every blood-drenched second of it. Top marks go to the MRI scanner scene🪦

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benj clews @benjclews

5 months ago

Screw you Music Magpie. £8 for a MacBook Pro because of some imaginary dust under the screen that apparently affects the operation. I was still happily developing iOS apps on this thing only a week ago.

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

a year ago

Civil society, not civil war. Do please repost, #Elon

Matt Daniel @mattdaniel01

a year ago

Civil society, not civil war. Do please repost, #Elon

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benj clews @benjclews

a year ago

What a piss-poor delivery service @asda provides. Deliver completely the wrong items and when I tell the driver to return them ASDA lies about not receiving them and refuses my refund. I advise everyone to avoid ASDA’s scam online ordering @asdaServiceTeam

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benj clews @benjclews

a year ago

Sorted birthday present for my girlfriend Cheetara

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benj clews @benjclews

a year ago

#LongLegsFilm is like some effed up half-awake nightmare you’re drifting in and out of. Defo has that True Detective s1 vibe to it (weirdo bad guy who may or may not be wielding the supernatural). And when it hits, it’s proper shivers down the spine stuff @BlackBearUK @FrightFest

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benj clews @benjclews

a year ago

Why doesn’t @london_theatre #kidsWeek just come out and admit it hates me rather than going about it all subtle with stuff like this?

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benj clews @benjclews

a year ago

I honestly don’t think @Cex staff have any idea what they’re talking about. I’ve just had 2yo hardware I wanted to sell rejected because it didn’t come with an MMC (specifically not SD) card; a standard which has been officially dead for over 10 years :/ @CexSupport

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benj clews @benjclews

a year ago

For God’s sake @virginmedia stop spam calling me over and over and over and over…

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benj clews @benjclews

a year ago

Was one of the terms of the actors strike that Awkwafina must be cast in every past and future animated movie?

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benj clews @benjclews

2 years ago

The @DisneyPlusUK rating system is totally effed up. The only way my 8yo can watch Aladdin (not the Guy Ritchie one) or Tangled is if I remove Junior mode… at which point she’s able to watch the entirety of American Horror Story😲

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benj clews @benjclews

2 years ago

I reckon #KingCharles and Kate were more likely speculating on if this one would also look like James Hewitt.

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benj clews @benjclews

2 years ago

Damn, if the Forks episode of #theBear is not the single finest half hour of tv I’ve seen in years. Simply perfection😚👌

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benj clews @benjclews

2 years ago

Tried watching #TheDevilsPlan but if it takes you 10 minutes to explain the first game and a Go professional, several PhD graduates, a MENSA member and a practicing lawyer are left bewildered by the rules, what chance do I have?