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Uhaul needs to learn from citibike. Having to drive back to the place I moved from to return the van is asinine
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Some disgraceful management at @ElectricZooNY. If you have to cancel a full day and then delay the next day by two hours, you should at least attempt to have an efficient will call system for people who planned their weekend around this
If people are going to try to scam me every day, could they at least lead with something more believable than profiting off of crypto?
I just became admin of a Slack channel, is that what it means to peak?
Hahaha wtff
Why are they just raging against the machine? What about Florence?
My favorite part about NJtransit is that they use the Windows email notification sound from circa 2003 for their alerts
Petition to bring back “avunculi” - the collective term for aunts and uncles. Why did we stop using this?
If you’re paying for convenience, it’s not convenient
If your temperature rises when you’re sick, shouldn’t you say you’re OVER the weather?
Just put a CD into a portable drive & I wasn't ready for the nostalgia that little 'reading' whirr would elicit
Why is “worked like a dog” still a thing? No dog I’ve ever encountered has had to work a day in its life.
Benjamin Starr retweeted
🗣️POTVIN SOCKS The chants have been heard. Get your exclusive Potvin socks or hats at #Isles Lab tomorrow night, and meet Denis Potvin pregame. 10% of proceeds from the socks go to the Islanders Children’s Foundation. Limited tickets just released: bit.ly/3SzJNji
Benjamin Starr retweeted
Totally missed out on calling it “Elon’s Musk”
Totally missed out on calling it “Elon’s Musk”
Benjamin Starr retweeted
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Why do TV characters never say bye before hanging up the phone?
Hearing “Closing Time” by Semisonic at a coffee shop at 2:18 pm is a surreal experience
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