The blue-checkmarked Left constantly and militantly insists that we treat obvious jokes absolutely seriously in order so that they can slander their opponents as bigots. It would be pathetic if it weren't so hilarious.

Yes, guys, I'm sure @MattWalshBlog was absolutely serious when he suggested that the only scientifically accurate Little Mermaid would be a translucent, skeletal, gill-possessing being. You nailed him. Really, congrats on your perspicacity and stunning bravery.

@benshapiro mr shapiro you have a checkmark too

@benshapiro The blue-checkmarked Right constantly and militantly insists that their most vocal, wrong, and prominent figures are joking actually, and that they have legitimate non-joke reasons why it's normal to be mad about a black mermaid.

@benshapiro I’m sorry you have to explain his jokes because they’re not funny :(

@benshapiro Give it up, Ben. It’s hilarious that you are so pathetic.

@benshapiro Fwiw I do find it absolutely hilarious (in a sad way) that a grown man would be so fixated on the race of a fictional mermaid in a children’s movie.

@benshapiro Yeah, your type of slander is so much more respectable.

@benshapiro Matt Walsh wasn’t joking. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@benshapiro Ben is disgusted by the new Ariel because she’s too wet and that’s unhealthy

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@benshapiro Anyone hear a shrill squeaking noise?

@benshapiro Left ruin everything good about this world. They just make everyone miserable to join their own misery

@benshapiro What’s not a joke is how hot I find you

@benshapiro Your still here spreading nonsense?

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@benshapiro @JeremyDBoreing This tired practice of yours to claim something was a joke when it clearly was a very bad, serious take, is what is pathetic. Not slander if it is true. Walsh is a bigot and so are you.

@benshapiro Let me explain why it's scientifically inaccurate for Spock, a Vulcan, to be Jewish.

@benshapiro No... it’s still pathetic

@benshapiro I agree but you did just do the same thing with Pelosi talking about "life beginning at the candlelight dinner". An obvious joke/hyperbolic reference to your life at conception stance.

@benshapiro Does anyone remember the mermaids in the lake in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? I'm thinking those merpeople were a much more accurate depiction than anything we are now seeing. Beautiful but terrifying.

@benshapiro You guys literally don't make new jokes

@benshapiro You literally Claimed Joe Biden looked fascistic because they Background of one picture of him was red. You have No ground to speak on literally anything

@benshapiro i have to disagree ... i still think its pathetic even though its hilarious

@benshapiro It would also be hilarious if it weren't so pathetic.

@benshapiro Don't need you to post more to call you a bigot. You've done that enough.

@benshapiro What's hilarious is your unrelenting reactionary faux outrage Tweets about everything and anything.

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@benshapiro So basically the view

@benshapiro I mean, if no one took “obvious jokes” seriously, you wouldn’t have a career

@benshapiro It shows how desperate some people are for control over others Because their own lives are out of control.

@benshapiro The right thinks Gutfeld is funny. Maybe sit this one out. Mmmmkay. 😘

@benshapiro Lol, time to try to cover for the clown

@benshapiro You should stop being so lampoonable, then, terrorist.

@benshapiro Cc:@DropkickNuts