Lezile mahlangu @biancanavarria
Planning to take over the world... One soul at a time ⌣̈ Mpumalanga, South Africa Joined September 2012-
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Why do they give hurricanes the least threatening names? Hurricane Erin? I could take that slut. Hurricane Dicksmasher on the other hand...
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"Do you actually have friends?" "Yes! All the 10 seasons on DVD."
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Wie wil nou 'n movie kyk as jy 'n movie kan maak...
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we take the naps we think we deserve
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Guns don't kill people. Double cheeseburgers with extra bacon do.
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Be the person your dog thinks you are.
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Waneer ek werk, werk ek sodat ek meeste van die tyd nie hoef te werk nie. #vooruit
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The difference between girl friend and girlfriend is that little tiny space called the friend zone.
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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
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It's not my fault you thought I was normal.
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Do you have a pencil "Nope" *Looks down at bag of pencils* *Evil laugh*
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The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply.
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