Jon Roberts @bigjonroberts
Neophyte husband and father. Former secretary of the HOA. Erstwhile software magician San Antonio, TX Joined October 2008-
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Ussie with an absolute legend tonight! Go @SanAntonioFC !!! #Believe
Hey @lyft your GPS is awful in San Antonio. Gave driver a bad route on both pickup and drop off.
Was the first dog dad or mom there. We evacuated all of em.
Was the first dog dad or mom there. We evacuated all of em.
Hey @sonicdrivein why are all your San Antonio locations chronically understaffed?
Peeking at you from across the Hudson this morning, @Olo hq! Just debarked from the cruise ship you can see over there.
We are deeply invested in the iOS ecosystem. Have bought iPhones for 6 family members for over a decade. Will be shopping for Android on next upgrade/replacement cycle. You listening, @Apple ? forbes.com/sites/gordonke…
How do you manage a big, long, complicated project? By making it small, short, little projects.
We were promised Thunderdome. Instead we have the bubble at Disney World.
Covid-19 Presidential campaign lexicon. #trumpyard : portion of a graveyard expanded to fit Covid-19 victims. #trumpdump : mass graves for victims. #trumpler : refrig. trailer converted into a morgue. vox.com/2020/5/6/21247…
Here’s a different take on the two generals problem: if your infrastructure is so bad that the enemy intercepts your spies, then maybe you should have agreed ahead of time on an amount of time to wait, and then retreat automatically?
If you were trying to create micro-contracts, instead of focusing on micro-services. How would your system design and growth patterns change?

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