Just seen @MrEdByrne at Melton comedy club. Absolutely bloody hilarious. What a fabulous antidote to all that's shitty in the world. Top night all round 👏
Greetings Twitter chums and welcome to the gateway to the weekend that is Friday 👋
M’off to a comedy gig tonight with @lucasdawson24, couple of beers,some food,a right load of giggles then more beers. Not done this in a while with the blonde one…..should be a laff. (Gerrit) ?
Good morning to anyone that’s taking the time to read this drivel, may your Thursday be a happy one 👋
I usually don’t do politics and all that guff on here, but oh my god what a shower of shit we have in charge. Ok, we needed a change but to THIS ? 🤦♂️
Normal service will resume
Another load safely delivered in London and on the way back. Tacho break in Toddington Services as per then depot bound.
No cyclists were harmed.....as per 🫤
Hi there and welcome to Wednesday, if you’re reading this you didn’t die in the night 👋
Today a trip down to London is on the cards now the big black truck of packaging delights is now London compliant (don’t ask,what a farce that was)🙄
Anyway,be good,be kind and be yourself!
Good morning Twitter peeps and thank you joining us after the short interlude (my nights sleep).
Bitting and bobbing today,dotting here and there, dodging the rain showers as cardboard and rain equals mush ! Whatever yer doin, make Tuesday the best you can. See ya 👋
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