Chode to Joy 🐘 @bigschembo
Seeking an accelerated course of study • Rebel, Ally, I’m With The Resistance California, USA Joined July 2011-
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Next year, we will be further from the first airing of the cowbell sketch than they were from the blue oyster cult recording session
If units are empty, rent prices are too high. How is no income better than more tenants at a discount?
Me 🤝 infrared light: not visible but definitely on the spectrum
I, a childless man at home by myself, decide to do one prenatal yoga video and all of a sudden my targeted ads think I’m with child
Nothing sounds more theatrical and gay than master of ceremonies
I only listen to Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott and Felonious Monk
Chode to Joy 🐘 retweeted
We’ll see you when we’re looking at you.
I have no rhythm. Are my feet guilty by association?
Me looking at forgotten leftovers in my parent’s fridge: there is no one but me who can intercede!
Men will buy and destroy tech companies instead of going to therapy
Not a huge fan of the new T Swift album. It’s not for me and that’s okay
After Huey P Rootin’ for a sequel, I won’t spoil anything about the new black panther movie. My lips are Bobby Sealed
If The Godfather came out today, we would be following Vito Corleone in a late 90s period piece during the years when the Sopranos was on
Imagine being so insecure with your own testosterone that you become obsessed with someone else’s
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