Bill Dawes @billdawes

shows and stuff 📺 BJJ Black Belt 🥋 Princeton Cum Laude 📜 3x Broadway vet 🎭dad instagram.com/billdawes Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2009

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Adam Hunter @AdamComedian

a week ago

We are back w/ one of the most Epic @MMARoasted Podcasts ever w/ @mayhemmiller @The_monkeygod @billdawes @DonFryeFighter and Me. Enjoy and Sub. youtu.be/26Bqk8dONxE?si…

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MOVIE PITCH: Reimagining of “Thelma & Louise” but with @JussieSmollett and #willsmith. After escaping incredibly abusive relationships with themselves, they meet up, do some cross country hijinks, and fall in love. But instead of the tragic ending where Thelma and Louise…

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

2 weeks ago

Used to think @JussieSmollett was guilty, but after seeing the documentary “The Truth about Jussie Smollett,” I REALIZE he’s ALSO a disgusting piece of shiiiiiit. 😊👍🏻 If you’re dumb enough to believe #JussieSmollett or what this “documentary” posits, you really need to stick to…

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

2 weeks ago

“Hey, can you throw away all this paper for me?” — every pharmacist ever

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

3 weeks ago

Hey Chat, how do I make my brain work at 1.2 speed?

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

4 weeks ago

Voice to text can suck a duck.

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

4 weeks ago

I can’t get that new Will Smith song “I Like Pretty Girls” out of my head said no one ever.

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Adam Hunter @AdamComedian

4 weeks ago

We are back w/ an Epic @MMARoasted w/ @JessicaPenne @billdawes Enjoy and Sub. open.spotify.com/episode/4HPCDX…

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

4 weeks ago

HEY GUYS, BELIEVE ALL WOMEN!!! (except when they say they’re “on the pill” or “infertile.”)

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

a month ago

Kevin Durant at the end of episode two in court of Gold is the most oh my God thank you oh my God thank you thank you God thank you now I have faith in humanity again thank you Kevin Durant. Most moving thing you will see on the screen. #kevindurant @KDTrey5

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

a month ago

Please please please please please Hollywood quit trying to get me to believe that Maggie Q is a good actress. I’m begging you please. Don’t make me give up all faith in humanity.

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

a month ago

Hunter Biden is the Hunter Biden of our time.

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

a month ago

There is literally nothing more pimp than Hunter Biden stanning for crack cocaine. #huntersbiden @HunterBiden #hunter #crack #biden

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Christopher Juberg @TopherDavid253

2 months ago

My favorite comedian of all time... @billdawes @hannnabal youtu.be/MADL8nglcbs?si…

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

2 months ago

Am I crazy, or is it beyond beyond obvious that Trump is a significant part of the Epstein files and all these people are hiding it? Oh my God, we got so much information. You’re not gonna believe it. It’s all coming out. It’s gonna change the world. *** Trump gets elected…

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

2 months ago

Charlize Theron as a bad ass action star with her stylish bangs flopping around over her eyes as she fights may be the most annoying thing I’ve ever seen on film.

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Bill Dawes @billdawes

3 months ago

Is being SINGLE for a guy over 45 just waiting for exes to come crawling back to you as rebound after being abused and traumatized by their “muscle and hustle” boyfriend? It’s happening a lot.