Rachel @bimplisquit
personality of reheated pizza Tallahassee, Fl Joined January 2022-
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Rachel retweeted
as a society we’re underutilizing bread bowls. like what else could we put in there
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Saying “I love you” to my situationship as a way to overcome my deep seeded fear of intimacy and commitment. It’s called therapy.
I cannot believe I let myself catch feelings for someone who looked like the rat in flushed away
Break up with me and I will literally fuck the next guy in your driveway
You can block me, ignore me at the office, and act like a tiny child…but you can’t uncum your pants.
Family Christmas Rule #82749: If you’re going to ask me about my divorce, you better have cold hard cash to go along with your question
Please stop sexting me. I’m trying to watch a movie and unlike the title suggests, this girl does not want to be interrupted
Rachel retweeted
Idc how broke I am I always got money for food and a abortion
It just thinned a little more bud
I’d like to recant my previous statement. Fucking your coworkers is a bad idea and no one should take advice from me while I’m off my meds
What do you mean you want to come over? You know Tuesday nights are the nights I get drunk and eat Taco Bell by myself
Every time you piss me off, your hair thins a little more.
New nails courtesy of my forever favorite ❤️
Sorry I can’t cope with my trauma right now. It helps me run faster
Does it make you feel good to know this is for you?
No I’m not sleeping with my coworker for personal enjoyment but SOMEONE has to keep this place interesting
Rachel retweeted
In honor of the fall equinox I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness.
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