George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

Billionaire Omaha, NE Joined September 2010

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

4 years ago

I need to able to control the progress bar on Instagram videos and leave video messages when people don’t answer facetimes. #PatentPending

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

5 years ago

Marble cake is just white cake in disguise.

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

5 years ago

I didn’t realize how many questions were involved in ordering a Philly cheese steak.

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

5 years ago

Twitter’s got stories now? What’s next, bumble and hinge?

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The issue I’m having with quarantine is that I order products to keep myself entertained, but they aren’t shipping as the companies aren’t essential. Since I don’t physically have it, I order something else and the cycle repeats. I’ve spent my stimulus check like 4 times.

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

6 years ago

I’ve been using the same deodorant for over 5 years. I have no idea what brand or flavor it is. I just know what it looks and smells like.

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

6 years ago

S/O @SouthwestAir 1143! Pilots helping passengers load carry-ons into over head bins and I think I heard both were former flight attendants. #ScaryGoodService #GoodLookinOut

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

6 years ago

Tesla runs California.

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

6 years ago

Welp, my September going much better than Antonio Brown’s.

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

6 years ago

I scratched my eyeball on a dry cleaning bag today. #Winning

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

6 years ago

How many kegs do I need for my grad party?

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

6 years ago

His head fell off?! Yeah, he was pretty old.

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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

7 years ago

ATTN EVERYONE 21+: I have a very important announcement. For every birdie that happens today at #TheMasters, @naturallight will give someone FREE BEER FOR A YEAR. RT this tweet to enter for a chance to win FREE BEER. Let’s. Goooo. #BirdieLight #Sweepstakes #Naturdays

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George Wakeman IV @bionicbow

7 years ago

Climbing Kilimanjaro in June. Need to get serious about training. Going to Cabo in 10 days. Need to work on the tan. Tan > Cardio. I don’t think it’s possible to do both at the same time. Load the cooler I’m going to the pool!