Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal
They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with identical drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976. linktr.ee/_birdsarentreal Joined August 2017-
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THIS ISN'T CLINT EASTWOOD We used AI to de-age this recent photo. Who is this man? And where is Clint Eastwood?
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Illinois TE Tip Reiman a firm member of “Birds Aren’t Real” movement. “Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?” “How do we know that power lines aren’t pigeon recharging stations?” the hard hitting moments of the combine
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