Humzah Choudry @biryani_papi
Leader of #uglygang NYC New York, NY Joined February 2009-
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Humzah Choudry retweeted
CNN you will pay for what u did to my family’s critical thinking skills
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Welcome to Thanksgiving 🦃
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sup d00ds! y’all wanna watch episode 4 again? if not, that’s cool but you should tell one of your friends to watch episode 4 😎 youtu.be/qF-0vrTtUR0
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OMG LINK TO THE EPISODE 4 PREMIERE IS HERE!!! youtu.be/OgFNbCcnmUk it will be live on November 14th at 8:30pm EST spread it to all your friends!!!
Venmo requesting random people named Mohammed for Eidi. #EidMubarak
Making her a mix CD with just this song on it
Humzah Choudry retweeted
I will go to bed after I listen to several michelle branch songs
Someone just asked me if I was rooting for Missouri 🤯
Hey fellas, how do we get our apartments to not smell weird?
In the closet but for not believing in my parents religion
Everything you love is slowly being replaced by pickleball
Did you know there’s a girl who sells her bath water for thousands of dollars online? And it doesn’t even taste that good
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WELCOME TO THANKSGIVING
A dating app but it’s only Vietnamese girls from Houston
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What about a sommelier.. but for shoes?
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