Courtney Mitchener @bitchener

I'm a sandwich that came in a hotdog box.. Joined April 2009

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Courtney Mitchener @bitchener

6 years ago

Am I the only one not drinking during this lockdown?

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Courtney Mitchener @bitchener

6 years ago

Why do guys who claim to be straight seem to suck the most dick. Just an expression but like seriously...y'all suck.

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Courtney Mitchener @bitchener

6 years ago

Just poured Brita water in my bowl of cereal...2020 has welcomed me with open arms

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Courtney Mitchener @bitchener

6 years ago

People who abandon dogs deserve a special place in hell...next to me, so I can torture them for all eternity.

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Very concerned by the fact that your early 20's are when you are supposed to make life long connections and I'm realizing I don't have friends...or I've lost contact with almost all the ones I did have... 2020 goal: make friends

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Courtney Mitchener @bitchener

6 years ago

Apparently crunchy food releases serotonin in your brain...now I know why I love the crunch

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Courtney Mitchener @bitchener

8 years ago

If there is one certainty in this world, it is that the sun will always rise again. Do not allow yourself to get stuck in the dark.

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Courtney Mitchener @bitchener

8 years ago

I had a dream that a dark ominous cloud engulfed the sun and spit it back out. I caught and cradled it while I cried and it regained strength.

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Courtney Mitchener @bitchener

6 years ago

Still not scrolling through the years of feed I've missed...but will probably use this as a platform to vent my emotions and/or lack there of. Thanks.