Kurt @bloatable

Please maintain situational awareness. Whimsical penguin trash bin -grok Toontown, SK Joined June 2011

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wanye @xwanyex

4 weeks ago

The appeal to statistical rareness only ever happens in one direction. Like, no progressive would say that it’s OK to let police knock a few heads on the grounds that it’s very unlikely that you’re going to be caught up in a street crime investigation. No, in that case we…

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Lynn Greenhough @KolotRabbi

2 months ago

Synagogue, Victoria. @MarkJCarney @Dave_Eby

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Kurt @bloatable

2 months ago

There is a special place in hell for those who clap on one and three.

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no context memes @weirddalle

4 months ago

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Grummz @Grummz

5 months ago

Leeroy Jenkins turned 20 yesterday. Thanks for the memories. You made the whole dev team laugh and this is why we make the games.

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J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough

6 months ago

It took until the last week, but we finally got the meme of the campaign

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J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

6 months ago

I understand why men like Oliver, who've consistently mocked anti-science people on the right, sold out initially. They didn't want to blow up their careers. Taking fashionable anti-women's rights positions was the cost of doing business. But it's time to read the fucking room.

ripx4nutmeg @ripx4nutmeg

6 months ago

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Robyn Urback @RobynUrback

7 months ago

Amazing hubris

Liberal Party @liberal_party

7 months ago

Amazing hubris

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Kurt @bloatable

7 months ago

We're gonna walk down to phys ed gym number two, and then we'll write a final.

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Kurt @bloatable

9 months ago

Hey @TSN_Sports and @SaskTel : why on earth is Dallas vs Toronto and Ottawa vs New York blacked out in Saskatoon? Was this to encourage me to fly to one of these games on a Tuesday night?

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Kurt @bloatable

10 months ago

I used shazam while going to the washroom and it came back as "Bangarang" by Skrillex. Do I need a doctor?

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slimzim @jameszimmermann

10 months ago

What do you mean "he sees you when you're sleeping"? Is it metaphorical? Because that's a hell of a thing, man. And as far as being "good for goodness' sake," that's a bloody rat's nest. What do you mean by "good"?

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Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair

10 months ago

“A special Home Improvement followed by The Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show”

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vx-underground @vxunderground

10 months ago

It's never too early to have "the talk" with your children.

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Kurt @bloatable

11 months ago

When is the Duckman resurgence starting? #cornfed

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Kurt @bloatable

11 months ago

Just walked by a Burger King blasting Men In Hats "Pop Goes The World" in the early morning. Houston, you've already delivered and I've barely arrived.