blormpy @blormpy

welcome to my flow state Instagram.com/blormpy Joined November 2016

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blormpy @blormpy

4 months ago

the charismatic autistic finds freedom on the wings of an ipad

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blormpy @blormpy

4 months ago

no more pole on instagram. I do not like seeing women dizzy themselves, it is self harm

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I am proud to announce that today marks 2 years since I last spent money! Divesting from capitalism is hard but it's amazing what you can accomplish through a mix of dumpster diving, emotional manipulation and guzheng busking

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blormpy @blormpy

6 months ago

65 years old making spin art

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6 months ago

65 years old making spin art

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blormpy @blormpy

8 months ago

i had to grind for this view

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blormpy @blormpy

8 months ago

Yesterday I experienced a parent's worst nightmare. My son was kicked out of Sunday school for referring to Christ's holy wounds as "stigmussy"

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blormpy @blormpy

9 months ago

i grew up making slushies out of soda and orange crush. scientists looked at my gut flora last week and said "we've never seen anything like this"

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blormpy @blormpy

9 months ago

do not fw me because i know 4-600 lesbians that will slide on you and they ALL have "haircuts "

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blormpy @blormpy

9 months ago

hi! im a US citizen, would any foreign governments want me to try and get any intelligence for you ? i just feel like theres a lot going on over here

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blormpy @blormpy

9 months ago

getting your sillies out to the point that it puts you in danger>>>>

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blormpy @blormpy

9 months ago

they should make a movie about this guy

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9 months ago

should i be concerned if after my psychological evaluation i saw one of the doctors mouth "immediate termination" into a walkie talkie

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blormpy @blormpy

9 months ago

the cashier at lowes clocked me as oddly appealing

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blormpy @blormpy

9 months ago

how is "conductor" a real job in the orchestra. like you're telling me those guys don't know the songs until someone waves a little stick around. yeah right

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blormpy @blormpy

10 months ago

a lot of yall would start flossing if it would increase the tensile strength of your hole by 6.35% 😂 gingivitis ass...... -- the desk of the sexual dentist

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blormpy @blormpy

10 months ago

we've corrupted he concept of gaslighting into something that only evil manipulators do but it's also just an extremely important tool for communicating with your boss