crazy goose @bluehour69
big hot pawg hmu in a happy relationship with AIDs Joined October 2019-
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when you get off work and it’s like fuckkkkk i need a one dance
crying on the train listening to billy joel. you dont know me
It’s a bad day to be a cold diet soda. Let me tell you.
they should invent a sunny day that happens on a weekend
go ahead try to leave a jar of natural peanut butter around me unattended. see what will happen.
@bluehour69 i’m kinda like if a drug sniffing dog had a nose for taurine, b12, and artificial sweeteners
someone cracked open a redbull in the distance. i smell it.
this is my path forwrD
does anyone know any good entry level thoughts for someone new to thinking ?
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262 Followers 412 Following ❤🦣🦄❤Soulmates 🐹🐨🌼💣🌸🐿🐇🪓🦥🪄🌺🐈🐁🌞Best friends forever🦧🍌💛Happy sweeties🚬🌈💖Dark Wizards🕯⚔️🔮 Inseparable cuties🌴🍊❤
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the wedding i went to last night had an open bar with free cigs 🥰
“Wallah” instead of “voilà” is my favorite malapropism. It kills me every time Whisk it a few times and REALLY, I SWEAR TO GOD
Rediscovered buttered toast with jelly earlier and now i’ve had 8 pieces since noon
mfs when the bouncer tell em no hats in the club
new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back until tomorrow morning european office at 4pm:
when you get off work and it’s like fuckkkkk i need a one dance
Men will see a woman who’s 30, single, no kids BUT has a great job, degrees, home, cars, financial stability but think she’s a problem because she doesn’t want to submit to a man who doesn’t even have a quarter of what she has. Lol submitting to a man with less than you is crazy
And what if I killed myself
France right before a riot:
Too many things are $23 when they should be $5, max. We should kill someone over this.
Forklift too big
What stops you from working 4 hours straight in a coffee shop?
getting back into physical mediums :)
ALL THE WFH PEOPLE ONCE ITS ABOVE 70°
when he posted a cafe story on his story w the location tag and i pressed the location and went through all the stories and posts with that cafe on them w location tag and found a girl who followed him and thats how i found out about a girl he went on a date with
kicking my feet and smelling his shirt while watching love island with him over the phone its over for me its all over
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