bluthwayne @bluthwayne77

I already muted you. 🇺🇲 Joined April 2022

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🇹🇹 @imnotjdot

8 hours ago

is the cool car behind that building?

Zach @Zaohz

a day ago

is the cool car behind that building?

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bluthwayne @bluthwayne77

7 hours ago

Well, we're usually doing stuff like filling up someone's gas tank at the last minute so we have to squeeze our chores in where we can...

Daughter of Flat Earthers @New_E_Mom

10 hours ago

Well, we're usually doing stuff like filling up someone's gas tank at the last minute so we have to squeeze our chores in where we can...

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bluthwayne @bluthwayne77

7 hours ago

I can see the apple and I can have an inner monologue about it, too.

Caitlin Francis @MrsCMFrancis

21 hours ago

I can see the apple and I can have an inner monologue about it, too.

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HitmanGFX @HitmanGFX44

18 hours ago

@KatieDaviscourt @PortlandPolice @PortlandPolice Put. The. Donuts. DOWN! And do something.

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Dont worry about it @TattedIrishGuy

18 hours ago

@KatieDaviscourt @PortlandPolice @PortlandPolice protect and support Antifa. The entire bureau is a joke.

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IVY @Iamivy05

2 days ago

EVENTUALLY KIDS GET OLD ENOUGH TO SEE WHICH PARENT WAS THE PROBLEM.

LUIS @LUISOLIVAS08

3 days ago

EVENTUALLY KIDS GET OLD ENOUGH TO SEE WHICH PARENT WAS THE PROBLEM. https://t.co/bNJGOmNgEw

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Sina @SinaHartung

2 days ago

this means so much to us small accounts

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bluthwayne @bluthwayne77

2 days ago

You're all bots and I'm the only real person here.

Sam Altman @sama

2 days ago

You're all bots and I'm the only real person here.

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Troy Frasier AKA Revived Studios @RevivedThoughts

3 days ago

Props to whoever made this one. Very funny!

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twilight2000 @twilight2000

2 days ago

The Axis of Shitholes.

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bluthwayne @bluthwayne77

2 days ago

Would any of the Feds who follow me like me to do the "HS VS Now" selfie photo or "me in a hat" selfie or do you already have all that?

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Ishi 🟦 @Ishii12321

3 days ago

@KenRoth

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Brock Riddick @BrockRiddickIFB

2 days ago

Go with the instincts you are born with. Not the values you taught with. Your gut feel will always be superior over reasoning (no matter whether deductive or inductive. Social norms will always take last priority, below all of the above.

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AHQ⁵ @AhQFish

3 days ago

@thebeautyofsaas Does this also go for posting your opinions that no one asked for?

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nuckone @nuckone

4 days ago

@gijoeguy84 “Jurisdiction”?! Dude, you are in a clam inside a mountain, Matlock ain’t going to save you my boy.

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bluthwayne @bluthwayne77

3 days ago

I'm gonna go do to my company's LinkedIn page what Trump did to the White House LinkedIn page. LMFAO

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bluthwayne @bluthwayne77

3 days ago

"@Grand_handsomer says he doesn't like cats but he keeps feeding the cats and just shows videos of all his cats. So many cats."

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CasualNerd @CasualNerd11

3 days ago

@_robyn_smith >-from a matriarchal family It sounds like you want to be boss of the family and have no respect for your potential husband. Enjoy being a cat-mom.