Bob Spandex @bobbsledd
Beaches Joined March 2009-
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HFS, TWTR has become unusable since I last visited. I expect (but still hate) Sponsored but so much Suggested content that IDGAF about keeping me from finding my friends’ dick jokes.
Facebook Jail sendin’ me back to Twitter / What else will I do when I’m on the shitter? #SongwriterWorldChampion
My 3:45 pateint today told me she was allergic to all medications with a "Z" in their name.
I will be impressed with a new iPhone camera when I can perform my own colonoscopy.
In FB jail so hittin’ the bird for 1st time in years. I get that they sell ads but when did all the shitty topic suggestions start? Even after they say they won’t share again about a topic, they do! #FAIL
(618): Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
(401): She fucked my eyebrows...I've never had that done before. (1-401): Wait...Plucked, or Fucked? (401): Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Asian supermarket find of the week! Which nuts have an almondy taste with a whole lot fewer calories than either almonds or rice? DEEZ NUTZ!
View from the #OfficeOfTheDay, #Islamorada, FL
View from the #OfficeOfTheDay at #ImperialBeach
#KulaRevolvingSushiBar, trying to plan ahead without @nowaitapp isn't easy! Help a guy/girl out!!!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate to wait, #DumplingInn&ShanghaiSaloon get @nowaitapp too!
Waiting for @thesubways @casbahsandiego. I finally remembered swapped hot/cold water in restroom sink. #fixitFFS #ow
I still have one ticket available for #DriveLikeJehu at @theIRENIC and I'm standing out front. Don't make me eat it! Come see the show!
Offering a pair of spare tickets to #DriveLikeJehu tonight @theIRENIC. I only want what I paid. Msg me. 1st come 1st served.
🔥🍌 waiting for #MeltBanana @casbahsandiego
Awaiting Melt Banana! #MeltBanana @casbahmusic @casbahsd
Lush Industrial Liz @lushindustrial
3K Followers 728 Following Beware...I hug! #Jewelry designer & repairer, marketing arts in #Lowell, owned by #lushcat. She/her. lizzielizzie on BlueSky and lushindustrial on Threads.
Scott Kelley @ScottKe86668308
8 Followers 52 Following
Ajalee Davidson @DavidsonAjalee
65 Followers 497 Following
IEP @IEP
200 Followers 476 Following Continuing education, certifications, and membership for interactive entertainment professionals.
meri @meriware
82 Followers 215 Following
Cindy Sheen @SheenCindy
10 Followers 15 Following
Murder City Devils @MurderCity
8K Followers 5K Following fully stocked the merch shop. reprinted some old shirts and new patch is up
House of Blues San Di.. @HOBSanDiego
32K Followers 13K Following Follow us for updates about events, tickets, onsale dates and more happening at House of Blues San Diego!
Seth Robinson @RedtreeSeth
422 Followers 2K Following REALTOR, Parent of two amazing kids, sit down comedian, aspiring chef and a lot crazy.
Feather and Dot @featherdotmusic
841 Followers 2K Following Rock/Electonica/Ambient band from Cardiff-by-the-Sea, CA
CyberGhost of Ayyy @shadghost
508 Followers 880 Following All views expressed here are my own, and not my employer https://chaos(dot)social/@shadghost
Karin @taschess
17 Followers 78 Following Life was quieter before cell phones. I am your average comic tech geek who has a dream to create something cool.
Jeff! @uhjeff
978 Followers 1K Following Pre-award-winning documentarian who once pooped in Uruguay. Hi there. (he/him)
ASHLAN GARDENHIRE @ASHLANGARD78454
253 Followers 742 Following
ダニエラ (Dan Rod.. @DanRodSanc
821 Followers 3K Following ...moriremos en el fuego del cual renaceremos más capaces de matar de lo que fuimos entrenados...
Jennifer Barrett @jabarret
2 Followers 8 Following
Gwenn Standzbig @Gwenn_Standzbig
250 Followers 719 Following Lead screamer for the world famous BITCHFITS!
ShainaBlake @ShainaBlake390
54 Followers 627 Following
LorrieWells @LorrieWells533
90 Followers 880 Following
RowenaBruce @RowenaBruce730
65 Followers 798 Following
EstelleHampton @Hampton_326
70 Followers 558 Following
Lucinda Royal @LucindaRoyaA
163 Followers 810 Following
Jessica Leaf Roy @bouncingleaf
65 Followers 60 Following Life is what happens while you are making other plans. Opinions my own. (she/her)
Hoppy @hopkinswelding
61 Followers 139 Following I got to say, this sounds a little beyond anything I'm used to.
Seriously, Abolish IC.. @jprovo
824 Followers 1K Following A multidisciplinary cishet geek. @[email protected] primary. Weekly visits here to mute, then prune what I already get there. Bye bye musk-huffers.
Slava Maslennikov @slobbber
118 Followers 52 Following you're not your car you're not your wife you're not the contents of your wallet you're not opinions of your company leave me alone
Nik Feliciani @smallwonder79
35 Followers 62 Following i like 2 live dangerously; my gas tank is on e. horror fan. reality tv junkie. derby girl. maker of a killer turkey stroganoff. karaoke super star.
Christina Goyette @littlemisses6
16 Followers 69 Following
Serena Sirois @Eva35707
2 Followers 3 Following
Dr. Duct Tape @drducttape
26 Followers 6 Following
Jonathan A Sheen @leviathan0999
248 Followers 494 Following Doughy Fandom Guy - I'm very polite, and very funny, and aspire to be worthy to be called a feminist. Because https://t.co/gzyYG170Me
solipsistnation @solipsistnation
152 Followers 334 Following @[email protected] content to be slightly forlorn (he/him)
usagijer🐰 ಜೆ�.. @usagijer
294 Followers 1K Following programmer, bunny-hugger, gweep , Nicest of the Damned, aka Dru'el the Chaotic - Tootin' at @[email protected] Skeetin' at @usagijer.bsky.social
Nik Feliciani @smallwonder79
35 Followers 62 Following i like 2 live dangerously; my gas tank is on e. horror fan. reality tv junkie. derby girl. maker of a killer turkey stroganoff. karaoke super star.
Hostile Design @hostiledesign
134K Followers 29 Following •examples of hostility of all kinds toward the houseless, disabled, and general public•
MegaZone @megazone@in.. @megazone
1K Followers 10 Following My legal name really is MegaZone, one word. Principal Security Engineer - F5 SIRT. All opinions are my own and not my employer's. He/him.
SD County Fire Scanne.. @SDCountyFires
6K Followers 366 Following Tweeting unofficial updates on fires in San Diego County. For other incidents, see @SDCountyScanner. Reporter @watchdutyapp
meri @meriware
82 Followers 215 Following
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
363K Followers 0 Following Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster
408K Followers 0 Following Located between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center! Not part of Blockbuster Corporate. We're all on our own. Commentary.
Dark Stock Photos �.. @darkstockphotos
452K Followers 29 Following Extremely fucked up stock photography / Curated by @ultrabrilliant / I did not pay for this blue checkmark
Internet of Shit @internetofshit
443K Followers 243 Following screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: [email protected]
Flight Emergency @FlightEmergency
189K Followers 332 Following In-Flight emergencies, reasons sometimes found out through sources. If you think my tweets are helpful 👉 https://t.co/nlt191Ryrb DM for business enq..
San Diego Police Depa.. @SanDiegoPD
98K Followers 1K Following Official acct of the San Diego PD. Emergency? Call 911. Non-Emer? 619-531-2000. DM's Not Frequently Monitored.
Cisco BGPStream @bgpstream
16K Followers 2 Following BGPStream is a free resource for receiving alerts about BGP events. Brought to you by https://t.co/QXDqqysL0e
San Diego Lifeguards @SDLifeguards
3K Followers 21 Following Our mission is to provide the highest quality safety services in the coastal and aquatic environment for the public. Our Motto is: Observe, Prevent, Rescue
ʞɔiwbɿɒH ꙅiɿʜ.. @hardwick
2.3M Followers 743 Following Stand-upper, Zombie Therapist, Ball Dropper, Ravenclaw, @Nerdist Inventor and ID10T
211 San Diego @211SD
9K Followers 688 Following Available 24/7 by dialing 2-1-1, our mission is to seamlessly connect people to resources, and partner with our community to transform how people access help.
Lush Industrial Liz @lushindustrial
3K Followers 728 Following Beware...I hug! #Jewelry designer & repairer, marketing arts in #Lowell, owned by #lushcat. She/her. lizzielizzie on BlueSky and lushindustrial on Threads.
The Schizophonics @SchizophonicsSD
1K Followers 258 Following Rock and roll band from Southern California.
Jennifer Barrett @jabarret
2 Followers 8 Following
CAL FIRE/San Diego Co.. @CALFIRESANDIEGO
145K Followers 491 Following CAL FIRE/San Diego County Fire Protection District - Official. REPORT EMERGENCIES TO 911. Flickr/Instagram/Facebook: @CALFIRESANDIEGO
Karin @taschess
17 Followers 78 Following Life was quieter before cell phones. I am your average comic tech geek who has a dream to create something cool.
Jeff! @uhjeff
978 Followers 1K Following Pre-award-winning documentarian who once pooped in Uruguay. Hi there. (he/him)
(((Doctor Grumpy))) @docgrumpy
6K Followers 0 Following I'm a neurologist who blogs about the insanity of medical practice and life. None of this is really medical advice, FFS.
lizzielizzie @lizzielizzie
45 Followers 50 Following I probably won't let you follow me. Nothing personal.
Hoppy @hopkinswelding
61 Followers 139 Following I got to say, this sounds a little beyond anything I'm used to.
Christina Goyette @littlemisses6
16 Followers 69 Following
Amy Rich @amyrrich
462 Followers 153 Following Sr Director of DevOps at Redox, ex-Mozillian, author, LEGO collector. Words are my own. Also find me at @[email protected]
Seriously, Abolish IC.. @jprovo
824 Followers 1K Following A multidisciplinary cishet geek. @[email protected] primary. Weekly visits here to mute, then prune what I already get there. Bye bye musk-huffers.
Slava Maslennikov @slobbber
118 Followers 52 Following you're not your car you're not your wife you're not the contents of your wallet you're not opinions of your company leave me alone
Jonathan A Sheen @leviathan0999
248 Followers 494 Following Doughy Fandom Guy - I'm very polite, and very funny, and aspire to be worthy to be called a feminist. Because https://t.co/gzyYG170Me
solipsistnation @solipsistnation
152 Followers 334 Following @[email protected] content to be slightly forlorn (he/him)
usagijer🐰 ಜೆ�.. @usagijer
294 Followers 1K Following programmer, bunny-hugger, gweep , Nicest of the Damned, aka Dru'el the Chaotic - Tootin' at @[email protected] Skeetin' at @usagijer.bsky.social
Jessica Leaf Roy @bouncingleaf
65 Followers 60 Following Life is what happens while you are making other plans. Opinions my own. (she/her)
For my friends at RCN... I'm sorry. ;-) This has the clunkiness of "GTE Internetworking, Powered by BBN" combined with the WTF? of "Genuity" - with dash of imitation "Xfinity by Comcast" flavor. At least "Astound" is a real word. That's a bonus. Someone in corp got bored.
🔊 #RCN is now #Astound Broadband powered by RCN. 🔊 We’re evolving to better serve you. Your passions, your work, your life, so that you can connect to a world of astounding possibilities. bit.ly/3fFVS5q #WeAreAstound
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How to connect to a database? Wrong answers only.
Just a reminder! #atheist
Just browsing Zillow. Does the Great Pacific garbage patch have good schools?
Prayer, how to do nothing and still think you are helping. #atheist
I will be impressed with a new iPhone camera when I can perform my own colonoscopy.
my mother-in-law asked to watch this video tonight . she was tickled to see herself and her husband cooking in the kitchen at Annapurna . youtube.com/watch?v=kjjabl… #WorcesterMA #GreatRestaurantsOfWorcester
her short-term memory isn't great at this stage in her life , but seeing all these faces and that kitchen triggered all sorts of well-engrained memories.
For the 80th time, discussing the origins of traditions is not an attack. No one is trying to harm you. You're okay. You will live through this.
@godless_mom You’re attacking Christmas, the celebration of the birth of Christ. Surely you understand how this is anti-Christian.
The guy deleted his tweet, which was a good idea, but a better idea would've been to not hit "send".
This is what is known to space scientists as an orbital burn
Settling in to the new loveseat nicely! #lushcat
A text exchange with a friend with young kids: My 8-year-old son just got really into the rocks that came with his microscope kit. They also checked out a library book that talks about animal sex. They are very fascinated by that book. So the rocks are now less interesting.
@cybergibbons Thank you for sharing these photos, that is amazing!
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