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Human doing. WORK: formerly @sciencelogic @47lining Does it work? Is it practical? Is it sustainable? Is it durable? PERSONAL: Coffee, Comics, Cuisine, #Critter Boulder, CO Joined August 2006-
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If I were CEO of AWS, This would be my day 1 executive order: - All services will be renamed to have the AWS as the prefix, no more of this Amazon or AWS nonsense. - Freeze major UI changes, all changes must be small and incremental, not more UI theme changes, we are boxy and…
As a kid, the magic of software was that I could sit down and make something with no license, degree, or ~money. Gotta say, publishing an iOS app from scratch today is a verrry diff vibe. I wonder how many young people's ideas we've lost at "and now register for a DUNs number."
Merely consuming JSON and emitting JSON is (even with schema validation) NOT a proper API. Please only do this for low duty-cycle “bridging” interfaces.
What if we made a jet engine that completely mechanically decoupled its inlet, compressor, turbine, and nozzle sections?
I've really been enjoying @matthewmercer's ecosystem and cultural world-building for Reiloran society. #Criticalrole
Odd reflective additional plot-hole frustration with The Reality Dysfunction is they, somehow, don't have helicopters or any cargo-capable VTOL aircraft on Lalonde. This makes zero sense given the planet's tech level and terrain--not even any medivacs?!!
The lack of AWS Snowmobile moving forward is a complete non-issue and outlets reporting this as news are either technically incompetent and/or really having a slow news week.
Moving forward, if I'm a paying customer of your business and it has no way for me to contact you by phone, I will no longer be your customer. It's fine if there are queues and/or phone is tertiary support, but you MUST be voice-reachable in extreme cases.
Framework frame.work should make headphones, but akin to their laptop, make them as a modular platform (1 closed driver base, 1 open driver base). Imagine customized Grados, but just better and more mod-able in every way.
Google Pixel 8: We make it super easy to lie to everyone about your photographs.
OH: "It's weak or put another way, sub-optimally robust."
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Judges should be enabled judgment in sentencing. It's literally their job title.
Forced unlocking a phone via any self-biometric sure reads like self-incrimination to me.
OH: "You know he's old school 'cuz he uses the carrot-face emojis."
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The picture on the left is me at about 15 years old, on a pretend Enterprise, filming a pretend Star Trek show in my friend's basement. The picture on the right is me years later, on the actual Enterprise, playing a main character on an actual Star Trek show. Life's a trip.
If I were CEO of AWS, This would be my day 1 executive order: - All services will be renamed to have the AWS as the prefix, no more of this Amazon or AWS nonsense. - Freeze major UI changes, all changes must be small and incremental, not more UI theme changes, we are boxy and…
I’ve been training for a type rating for awhile. Just completed a full mock check ride to ATP standards and passed. Real check ride in a month. Flying to this level of precision feels great. 🤩
As a kid, the magic of software was that I could sit down and make something with no license, degree, or ~money. Gotta say, publishing an iOS app from scratch today is a verrry diff vibe. I wonder how many young people's ideas we've lost at "and now register for a DUNs number."
Footage of magnificent cities as they were a century ago, part 2 - a thread San Francisco, 1906🇺🇸
UNDERGROWTH "Little is known about the Carrion Preisthood other than that they're steeped in abnormal practices"
The Wrex Coast is the best coast.
SanDisk Introduces New Flash Wheelbarrow For Hauling 5,000 Terabytes Of Data bit.ly/3wffZmU
@doctorow Very Fembots from the Bionic Woman...but somehow less scary!
No. Clearly this is the best ever depiction! 😍
It's back... Medieval England's worst ever depiction of St George and the dragon? Probably... Marsham, Norfolk. #StGeorgesDay
#SCOTUS oral arguments for #JohnsonVGrants pass are this morning. Follow along for updates.
Homoclinic orbits lead to the "homoclinic tangle" in Hamiltonian systems, which leads to chaos! Read this thread below, and also go play with my interactive Poincaré section clicker for the double pendulum to experience it firsthand. Link to my web toy in the next tweet. 1/2
Poincaré left a trail of breadcrumbs in nonlinear dynamics: Why are homoclinic orbits so essential for chaos? I want to come at this from an angle you don't usually see -- one which shows just how universal homoclinic chaos really is, in the simplest possible way.
I would have loved to see the expression on Donny Stank-O's face when this was read out loud in front of everyone😂🤣 #TrumpSmellsLikeAss