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God: I get it now. Next time I’m bootstrapping my universe. No investors until I prove the model and can keep control. #rightactionrighttime
God: I’m fired? The universe is mine! This wasn’t about the money! VC: Yes, it was. Don’t forget you signed a non-compete agreement.
#VC: Great news! This was the biggest IPO ever! You’re rich now. BTW, you’re fired.
God: But this is my universe! He doesn’t understand my vision! #VC: But he understands ROI and balance sheets.
#VC: That’s your new CEO. He’s got an MBA. The investors want one of us to take over to prepare for the IPO.
God: Why is that serpent in the garden with Eve? And what’s that apple tree all about?
God: I just created a woman to help Adam. #VC: Good thinking. We have something for her.
God: What a great creation! I love this universe. I had to give up 75% of equity and control, but it’s awesome.
God: Okay. The creatures of the land are finished. I even created a human to take care of it all. I’m taking the day off tomorrow.
God: This #VC thing is for the birds (that I just created, BTW) VCs only care about their timeline and return, not sustainable models.
#VC: Here’s your 3rd round of funding to cover the extra land animals. Now we own 75% of the universe. The investors are excited!
#VC: He calls them pathogens and parasites. God: Oh Me. I don’t like the sound of that!
God: I’m not going to create more. #VC: No problem. We just had a junior partner create some.
God: No problem. Now we have day and night. I’m creating the creatures of the sea tomorrow.
#VC: Here’s more money. Now we own 50% of the universe. Our investors are looking for their returns. You have 4 days to finish.
God: I need more funding. Our burn rate is too high and we need to slow down. #VC: We’re planning an IPO. You can’t slow down.
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