Henghwee @bouncingapple

Joined August 2010

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

6 years ago

i genuinely don't understand people who always talk about work. i love my work but I've already spent the whole day thinking about it?? why would you let work intrude on your leisure????

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while thinking of where to set up a blog to document dog walk moments: - tumblr has become too niche - twitter is too short - taking pics for every insta post is too annoying - LJ = russians - guess I'm left with WP

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

knowing 20 words in a language is worse than knowing 0 when you're with chatty taxi driver bc then you're kinda still obligated to make conversation even though you can barely string 3 words tgt

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

wtf is wrong with London train stations!!!! i can ALWAYS find the men's because there are giant fucking signs all over the place, but the ladies' is for both men and women and isn't even signposted????

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

back in ldn after half a year in sg is a lil bit embarrassing. i swear I'm not trying to annoy busy commuters, i just stand on the left by default.

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

hump day blues are when you normally sleep at 1030pm, but it's 1120pm + you're tired + you still don't want to sleep for inarticulable reasons

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Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr

7 years ago

@chrisevans hey @MarkRuffalo looks like Cap needs a little tutoring from the science bros.

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

wow being insured by your company feels GREAT i basically don't have any healthcare/dental expenses anymore

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

when clients come to me with phrases like 'use psychological levers to compel' x person to do y thing, they've probably read about milgram/Stanford prison but not much else. psychology is cool, not magical.

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

how to know if you're living in a good neighborhood: you see dogs on your way to work every morning

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

7 years ago

you’re wrong. one day you’ll have a dog. and they’ll be special in their own ways. they might have a stuffed fren. or like to hop in puddles. you might even have a skittle under the fridge. but they’ll do many other things. that’s why they’ll be yours. that’s why you’ll love them

Francis Ramos @PrezzieEdits

7 years ago

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

extreme period fatigue is like dying by inches except millilitres

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

some days 195 comes in pairs and some days it's '15min to the next bus' 🤷

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

women in pantsuits deserve an extra level of respect because peeing in pantsuits is HARD

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Henghwee @bouncingapple

7 years ago

grandma logic: her: there are bugs in the kitchen! they must come from the dog! me: but they congregate around the cupboard and don't ooze blood when you kill them. have you checked the cupboard? her: that's the food cupboard, of course they aren't coming from there me: her: dog!